Jake Simon

you can’t make a tomlette without breaking some greggs

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Stacey King, 3x NBA Champion and legendary Bulls broadcaster, has died at age 59, the Bulls announced

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Adding some speed in the secondary ⚡️

Welcome to Chicago, @DillonThieneman!

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Chicago Bulls have dismissed executive vice president of basketball operations Arturas Karnisovas and general manager Marc Eversley, sources tell ESPN.

[Caleb Williams @CALEBcsw]

Idc about where your fandom stands.

I was trying give you and everyone else the benefit of the doubt. About knowing business and being smart about it. But I guess not. Foolish of me!

Also words matter Skip Bayless.
“Steal”

Enjoy that podcast.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

If you don’t want to stop and read the historical site plaques then you’re not fucking coming

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

WALK IT OFF.

#WPMOYChallenge + @idjmoore

[Capt. Caleb Williams @CaptCSWilliams]

Mother—

With bated breathe, our troops arrived at the gates of destiny. The Dairy Platoon was stifled as our unit was armed with lactase pills.

As the last of the candlelight flickered, Lt. Moore recovered the aerial ballistic. The Frenchman, LaFleur, bent his knee.

Yours.
—CW

[Tony “Butch” James @JamesTobus]

Nobody bools anymore. Everyone in high school was booling.

[cherry ☆ @lullabylarva]

i don't freak unless froken to

[Jake Simon @jake_b_simon]

🐐

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Outdoor Boys’ Luke Nichols stepped in to film a full video for MyLifeOutdoors as the creator focuses on caring for his wife during her cancer diagnosis

The upload shows Nichols taking on an overnight Alaska snowstorm with no tent or sleeping bag

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Double Doink completely unnecessary

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

It’s time.

[Owen Zhao @Riverboat_Ross]

The only Big Beautiful Bill I’ll ever care about

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

RIP

[Jake Simon @jake_b_simon]

elite ball knowledge, Gary

[Gary Knox @gPrep]

Remember the name: Paige Bueckers. 6th grade, think Diana Taurasi. Best 6th grade G I've ever seen. St. Louis Park.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

BRADEN SMITH IS BACK 🚂

The 2025 #CousyAward winner will play one more season in West Lafayette 🤩

[Jake Simon @jake_b_simon]

@laurent____1 banger Mr. Laurent

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Look who sent us a box... @BoilerFootball!

Growing up in Bloomington while my dad coached running backs at IU, I never thought I'd see myself wearing ANY Purdue gear... but dang do they have some cool stuff!!

Thank you Coach Odom and all the Boilermakers for this awesome swag!