Jake Ellmaker

Weirdly inefficient and somehow less entertaining. Rarely active and will converse on things I know nothing about. All tweets are from someone else.

[Jake Ellmaker @jake_ellmaker]

@PressSec Release all agents names. Protecting their identity while they are able to slaughter lawful citizens is exactly what you signed up for right? So much winning in your side… do you sleep with a fentanyl drip??

[Tara Setmayer 🌻 🇺🇸 @TaraSetmayer]

So, CBS News decided not to air this 25 yr veteran federal agent pointing out all the ways the ICE agent was in the wrong for shooting Renee Good, on its broadcast (I wonder why🤨).
At least it’s online. Reshare.

[Jake Ellmaker @jake_ellmaker]

@Spence0202 @getnickwright Anyone who knows ball?? Chiefs almost doubled the amount of plays, won time of possession by 17 minutes, twice the offensive yardage as the colts, held the leading rusher n the league to 58 yards. Then you said later “if the colts played better” they could have won - boy sit down

[Jake Ellmaker @jake_ellmaker]

@TheRealNDumpert They’re so fun to watch right now… 11 runs on 15 hits Thursday was a great feeling to be in the crowd.

[Jake Ellmaker @jake_ellmaker]

@RpsAgainstTrump Big Kim Jong vibes

[Jake Ellmaker @jake_ellmaker]

@jefftimmer @TheRickWilson Elon: It’s not what you think… I was sucking his dick!

[Jake Ellmaker @jake_ellmaker]

@TruthBearer22 @huwokchu @RealBirdLawyer Hold out for another year! Good luck off season clown

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Because he lies as he breathes, let’s get the factual record down. Trump is inheriting a strong America & a strong world.

1. U.S. economy is the envy of the world.
2. Russia weak.
3. NATO strong.
4. China weak.
5. Israel strong.
6. Hamas, Hezbollah, Syria, & Iran all weak.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Donald Trump and Republicans led the charge to ban TikTok, only to turn around and pretend they’re the heroes saving it. Next up: they’ll set your house on fire and take credit for calling 911…And then deny insurance coverage.

[Jake Ellmaker @jake_ellmaker]

@ScoDucks10 @Prodxgyy @geoffschwartz Cancun on 3! Go win the offseason again ya bag of turds

[Jake Ellmaker @jake_ellmaker]

@TheFigen_ Imagine if Kevin McAllister had these in his basement

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Apparently, Trump and Elon Musk's 4th Reich is not starting out as smoothly as they had hoped. Get out your popcorn, y'all and watch Chip Roy torch his fellow fascists. 🤣😂🤣😂🍿🍿🍿👇

[Jake Ellmaker @jake_ellmaker]

All I want for Christmas is to watch #ChiefsvsSteelers on @netflix. What’s on your #NFLonNetflix wishlist?

[Obi-Wan Mahomie @bnice19831]

“Fake limp”

Play in question:

[Jake Ellmaker @jake_ellmaker]

@JoshWilliamsOH @Tedlinknews Ya should have kept on chewing and side stepped this nonsense. WASTE OF RESOURCES

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Call me when Hunter gets $2 billion from the Saudis or appointed ambassador to France.

[Jake Ellmaker @jake_ellmaker]

@HayleyLewis_ Saying this knowing the 13 second game is THE GAME…. But if there was an alternative 🤗

[Jake Ellmaker @jake_ellmaker]

@HayleyLewis_ Chiefs/Eagles Super Bowl… The stakes, Mahomes injury, how unstoppable the Eagles were in the first half and then we scored on every possession in the second half. It was worthy of OT but it was still the correct holding call.

[The Kingdom @MahomeSZN]

YOU CAN ONLY RETWEET THIS TWEET IF YOUR TEAM IS 9-0!

[Shawn Harris for Congress @ShawnForGeorgia]

I need one final push to defeat Marjorie Taylor Greene.

She doesn't want people in Georgia to know that she's about to lose.

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