Jake

Væ autem vobis, terra et mare, quia descendit diabolus ad vos in ira magna, quoniam scit quod breve est tempus ejus.

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@rizur1zu @onehandpolitics There is nothing conservative about the Republican Party. The Republican Party is now a garish, gold-plated, perverted group of degenerates.

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@SundaeDivine What about "Buyer's Remorse"?

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@chefsevenn A pilsner or a zinfandel.

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@ianmSC @TheKazvon But you're a failure. WTF do you know about being mayor of LA? Just a douche with a camera.

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@megynkelly @RepoleStable Wow. 171 likes. You nailed it. Get lost.

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@elonmusk Voter fraud is virtually non-existent. Stay out of our elections, you chode.

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@Mike_CLT_67 @capeandcowell @martinamcbride You don't have enough money to even maintain your worthless balls.

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@elonmusk Wow, $2000 per year for 400Mbps. Sounds like a bargain 🙄

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@StephenM @pulte He actually found someone worse than Tulsi? Yup.

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@omgsidewalks potatoes

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@BadgerBitesUK @elonmusk In your fu¢king dreams

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@Beutelratterich @nexta_tv What? Not even a mention of a lack of a human-injuring inhibition mechanism? You're a freak!

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@FoodPleaser JUDGEMENT: "I'll allow it."

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@covie_93 This isn't political support. This is misplaced hero worship and mental illness.

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@_josephine0_ your spleen

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@Ford_Nick Sweet peas or corn

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@RonFilipkowski Not at all weird.

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@swd2 Evil found him anyway. He died by his own creed that it was worth people being shot so we could have rights. He got what he wanted.

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

I'm with this guy's opinions.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@BullyDad1973 @FoodPleaser same

[Jake @jake_fromPA]

@FoodPleaser I can usually down the whole pizza.