Jake(ub)

human person

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Me: my tweets never get likes :/

Me when my tweet actually does numbers:

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@morgan_r4 I practice cursive at work a lot.

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@jkimballcook Historical tradition contains both myth and historical events. Furthermore, the fact that it’s over two millennia makes it even harder to distinguish between the two.

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@jkimballcook Why’s he ordering destruction? Angel with the flaming sword had a day off?

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@ronrule @taylorsschumann Exactly. It’s like saying if you make it a pain in the ass to get prescriptions, less people will do heroine.

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@jkimballcook Dollar store Neal McDonough.

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@Maximumatheist Everyone’s focusing on the dark eyes but I think he looks thin. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Good for him.

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@damonmurphy2255 Honolulu chicken.

[The Mormon Onion 🧅 @LdsAccidentally]

Non Mormon Jesus Returns, Serves Wine To Everyone While Confused Members Ask Eachother If It’s A Test

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@planetJoseph @allitude lol he blocked then unblocked me. Bro can’t make up his mind.

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@damonmurphy2255 Hi

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@nickykens love that my livelihood hangs on the balance of minor inconveniences of potential employers ahha

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@jessiejensen LOL this didn’t age well 💀

https://t.co/U6ufTR7fOm

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@jessiejensen I bet they’re gonna ease up on garments.

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@planetJoseph Mr Sear from Parenthood!

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@nickykens lol the passive aggressive emojis

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“I’m not gonna date I’m just gonna work on myself for a while.”

*finally gets done working on myself*

“Fuck I’m 60.”

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how it feels to chew 5 gum

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@damonmurphy2255 @BEG_two It’s the north Texas Cicada killer for me. Not that dangerous but intimidating as hell.

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@nickykens I’m bourbon. Classy, yet not fancy, and American made.

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Yeah dune is cool but it’s still not the best desert movie with knife fighting.

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@ApostateAbish What did Brad WontCox say this time?