jake eisele

[jake eisele @jakeeiselelol]

@realnotandrew This makes up for every day since he’s bought this god forsaken website (for now)

[jake eisele @jakeeiselelol]

@MizzouHoops

[jake eisele @jakeeiselelol]

LMFAOOOO

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[Koco Caine’s Straw @tyjnick]

What a privilege it is to exist at the same time as the hint of lime tortilla chip

[jake eisele @jakeeiselelol]

Welcome back to the Great War everyone 🫡

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

Is it over now? As if. 💁‍♀️ Three more shows were just added to the Canadian leg of #TSTheErasTour presented by @Rogers with special guest @gracieabrams! 🤩🇨🇦

Verified Fan registration begins now! Visit https://t.co/nl2zos9iR5 for more info.

[jake eisele @jakeeiselelol]

@realnotandrew I support this

[jake eisele @jakeeiselelol]

BYE I CANT 💀💀

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Ketchup and seemingly ranch

[jake eisele @jakeeiselelol]

@the__KB If they’re really important I’ll put my AirPods in 😂

[jake eisele @jakeeiselelol]

and he’s wearing a face mask, because of Woke

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

general grevious if he was american

[jake eisele @jakeeiselelol]

@realnotandrew Dude it’s so over for this place

[jake eisele @jakeeiselelol]

@realnotandrew I hate this timeline we live in

[jake eisele @jakeeiselelol]

Ticketmaster it’s so over for you

[jake eisele @jakeeiselelol]

going to discuss the anxiety waiting for this ticketmaster email in therapy

[jake eisele @jakeeiselelol]

@Sea__Cow May the airline gods look down upon you with sunshine and grace

[jake eisele @jakeeiselelol]

We have never been more back

[Gordon Meier @gordon_meier]

Some views from the air in Columbia. 32 days out till we pack out Faurot Field! #MIZ

[jake eisele @jakeeiselelol]

We are so back

[Mizzou Athletics @MizzouAthletics]

Arts & Crafts In The Offseason

🎟️ https://t.co/JLMcbypj4K

#MIZ 🐯

[Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell]

ERAS TOUR GIVEAWAY! ✨
✮ We are teaming up with @TheSpaceGal to giveaway THREE pairs of tickets to the Eras Tour in LA!
✮ LIKE AND RT THIS TWEET for a chance to win a pair of tickets to The Eras Tour at SoFi Stadium on 8/3
✮ OPTIONAL donations to help save kids from Malaria can be made here: https://t.co/5ukj5WufF8
GIVEAWAY ENDS 7/17 at 5 PM EST

[PaPa NoSleeves of Arrakis @realnotandrew]

looks like anheuser-busch is trending again, being from stl i think i should share my thoughts

if you care that someone different than you is drinking the same beverage as you, you are either

1) a snowflake
or
2) a sleepy, cranky toddler

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: https://t.co/Mdr2C4z9aY. #ZuneSweepstakes

[jake eisele @jakeeiselelol]

BASEBALL IS SO BACK BABY LFGGGGGG

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

#THATSAWINNER!!!