Jake Achenbach

just happy to be here

[Jake Achenbach @jakewachenbach]

If anyone has seen benjy lemme know

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Cant wait for the World Cup to be over so I dont have to listen to or think about Alexi lalas any more

[Jake Achenbach @jakewachenbach]

@DortFinder @Zch_Dck Neither of you are real people stop calling the kettle a kettle

[Jake Achenbach @jakewachenbach]

@BarstoolBigCat 42

[Secret Flying @SecretFlying]

. @ChelseaFC holla if you need us to find you Ryanair flights to next week's Lille game.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Fox on the field in Arizona. It’s a good luck Fox. Must retweet to get good luck. All that don’t retweet will be cursed

[Jake Achenbach @jakewachenbach]

@Zch_Dck @Larch_Disco I still google "FWIW" every time I see it

[Jake Achenbach @jakewachenbach]

Peyton & Eli & PFT

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Well this game changed very quickly. That’s why they’re Ohio State. Playmakers everywhere

[Jake Achenbach @jakewachenbach]

rinse & repeat

[Eleven Warriors @11W]

Let’s run that back.

[Jake Achenbach @jakewachenbach]

Let's gooooooooo

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Welcome 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲, @Cristiano 🔴

#MUFC | #Ronaldo

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

🚨 It's official! 🚨

Manchester United have reached an agreement to sign Cristiano Ronaldo from Juventus.

#bbcfootball

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

…….

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

TIM ANDERSON!

[Jake Achenbach @jakewachenbach]

TAAAAAAAA

[Red Line Radio @RedLineRadio]

Southside’s showing zero mercy in the top of the 1st https://t.co/6oqCidxJa0

[Fake Urban ❌eyer (parody) @FakeUrban]

🎶 Sloopy, let your hair down, girl
Let it hang down on me, yeah, yeah (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) 🎶

[Kate @kate_overthinks]

Jesus H… now they’re saying there’s a Boffa Variant??

[Jake Achenbach @jakewachenbach]

@A_Harrisimo @WMartManager @NBCSportsSoccer And NBC is the national broadcasting company of which country again?