Squirt Cobain

oh nah

[Squirt Cobain @jakeydotgov]

@TheClassicalCon Massie won his last primary at ~80% I don’t think he gives a fuck

[Squirt Cobain @jakeydotgov]

Call me a non-Newtonian fluid the way I get hard when you punch me

[Squirt Cobain @jakeydotgov]

@SecuritiesJudge @jeazous @NoContextHumans I’m not into women that scream at service workers. It’s ugly

[Squirt Cobain @jakeydotgov]

@Excleassius @NoContextHumans Is your cocktail of choice paint thinner with lead chips? Or were you born this way?

[Squirt Cobain @jakeydotgov]

@AnthonyAspres @contextdogs @elonmusk 🥇-meatrider metal

[Squirt Cobain @jakeydotgov]

@humanfranklin I gotta go with Dennis Ritchie. Helped to create C and Unix

[Cardi J. Thibodeaux @ohcrapohno]

Yeah right

[Squirt Cobain @jakeydotgov]

@HumansNoContext The burets of wine is crazy tho

[Squirt Cobain @jakeydotgov]

@LeftWingTikTok On a lighter note, that kid’s mullet RULES

[Squirt Cobain @jakeydotgov]

@UsingCigarettes Isn’t that kinda the point of his character? Like he’s not supposed to be looked up to

[Squirt Cobain @jakeydotgov]

TELL EM HOW IT IS HALLI

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

[Squirt Cobain @jakeydotgov]

@Azradok @AlyAlyOutnFree I’m not claiming to be the god expert here Dr. Hentai

[Squirt Cobain @jakeydotgov]

@Azradok @AlyAlyOutnFree Says the person with a big titty anime girl pfp

[Squirt Cobain @jakeydotgov]

@DreamLeaf5 @GASLIGHTER_ If the resistance from him to the ground is prolly higher than just going through the wire

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

20 years in prison and a $1M fine for using a VPN to watch TikTok videos.

[T @tylerthecreator]

CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST: The Estate Sale 3/31

[Squirt Cobain @jakeydotgov]

🤨🤨

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@TheBabylonBee Insane that it remains zero after all this time

[Steven Donziger @SDonziger]

The photo of 37-year-old Kristin Battaglia with rashes after a shower was shot recently at her home near the Ohio train disaster. Her son has a chronic nosebleed. Yet the @EPA says the area is "safe".

The agency that is supposed to protect the people is protecting the polluter.