Jake Zukowski

Designer, founder, and CEO of @CosmicPlumbing; woke sh*tposter; pretentious semi-colon in list user

[Jake Zukowski @jakez]

@asmetanka @1Password I cancelled my account with them and wrote them as well. It's all a bit sad.

[Jake Zukowski @jakez]

A ghost's gotta eat too. 👻

[Jake Zukowski @jakez]

Hey guys. I think I figured out who sunk Tug Dominion near Bremerton, WA. #sunkenship #bremerton #ghostship

[Jake Zukowski @jakez]

Feeling the eclipse in our hips @CosmicPlumbing

[Cosmic Plumbing Pro Astrology Software @CosmicPlumbing]

New ep: All Buffed Up ✨💪

We’re building in public—this week in our internal build: 1-click Add Transits, corrected aspect logic, clearer angles.

Watch: https://t.co/6Fd3bqqVBe • Get the software!: https://t.co/mcSvODOviT

[Jake Zukowski @jakez]

Happy Monday everyone

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My Venus in fam is always outshadowed by my saturn in it me. Oh and my Moon is woke AF.

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Eclipse day. Brace yourself for people weirdness.

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When you are only optimizing your #ux for a conversion rate, you risk making choices that will cause irreparable harm. Learn more about it in the UX Level Up Podcast. https://t.co/dMsnVzamnm

[Jake Zukowski @jakez]

I love playing "Name That Unhinged Icon" on the Noun Project.

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Happy Monday Everyone!

[Jake Zukowski @jakez]

Gone fishing on Bluesky 🎣 No idea when I’ll be back

[Jake Zukowski @jakez]

Did you know you could delete items in your browsing history directly from the URL type ahead in @arcinternet? So cool.

[Jake Zukowski @jakez]

Innovation for the @united app: Wanna leave a tip? 20% 25% 35%

[Jake Zukowski @jakez]

@BrentToderian Barcelona is a lot of things. Bike friendly is a stretch.

[Jake Zukowski @jakez]

As someone who stopped drinking 1000 days ago, this has not been my experience. I still go to bars. The problem is that I’m usually not invited. Why? Folks who attach shame to their drinking don’t want to be reminded of it by a sober guy.

[gon @chinesegon]

unpopular opinion but the whole "no drinking" vibe is correlated with a massive spike in social isolation. yes, binge drinking is bad, but going out for a glass of wine or a beer with friends on the regular actually has positive effects that outweigh the negative

health optimization bros cutting alcohol consumption to zero, hitting the gym with headphones on, and going home to empty apartments are the loneliest people on this planet. happy friday

[Jake Zukowski @jakez]

Needs more bollards. @WorldBollard

[Andy Boenau @Boenau]

Engineering is huge, but it'll never fully replace enforcement.

[Jake Zukowski @jakez]

Hats off to the 11% of @CodenamesGame players who saw the clue BUTT and chose THUMB. 👏🏻👏🏻

[Jake Zukowski @jakez]

@weather_katie “Stop the breathing” 🙄

[Jake Zukowski @jakez]

@AmyClukey I realize what I’m about to say is quite Polyana-ish, but what helped me in university was understanding the effects of cheating on me: I would be faking mastery in something I didn’t want to do so that I could progress on doing stuff I didn’t want to do.