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[Joni Crave 🤍 @JoniCrave]

Joni Mitchell announces 2027 world tour!

[chad @chasedbywasps]

everything is too expensive except lying down on the floor

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Yeah they Hate but they Broke though

[jakob @jakobbkole]

Dirty Martini tastes like pizza

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

The train is experiencing delays. It’s not my fault, it has nothing to do with my shortcomings. I need everyone in this train car to understand this

[jakob @jakobbkole]

at hot dog place and three people are dressed like mimes

[aircraftcabin @aircraftcabin]

Miami?? You mean Latina Israel?

[verynormalman @verynormalman]

Having 1-2 wines at work lunch sometimes makes you experience the rest of the day like you’re in mullholand drive

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

def using her to get to annette benning. Shes like the terminator when it comes to locating and executing on aarp box

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”

[jakob @jakobbkole]

Foid void

[🌺caulksIeeve🌺 @tenthousund]

ther's a women in tampa who can shoot a bar of soap five yards out her pussy

[jakob @jakobbkole]

RSVPing maybe to landlord’s partiful

[🍁 @cardiuniverse]

BIA rises 2 spots to #198 on the Google Play Top Artists Bulgaria chart.

—— She becomes the first Italian female rapper from Boston with the letters B & A in their name to achieve this.

[jakob @jakobbkole]

Got super goop dupe in south loop

[jakob @jakobbkole]

Having discomfort in my mouf for dinner

[jakob @jakobbkole]

Fugbert wants to know your current location

[jakob @jakobbkole]

Living Woahvickily

[2hollis Shady Facts @lovelysewer]

Streets are saying it’s a Body-Focused Repetitive Behaviour Summer?!?!