Please give this a retweet if you would rather the cost of your £10 Wetherspoons voucher was used to pay for NHS workers parking charges.
@BorisJohnson
We're appealing for witnesses after a man was hit with a baseball bat and had plastic chairs thrown at him on Queensway, Bletchley in the early hours of Saturday morning.
Did you witness this? Please contact us online or call with ref: 10143200044475
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IF @bbcstudios STEALS FROM ME I WILL STEAL FROM @bbcstudios
I HAVE TAKEN HOSTAGE THE JEWEL IN YOUR CROWN, ENEMY OF @piersmorgan AND MAN WHO HAS GREAT BODY FOR SOMEONE EATING CRISPS ALL DAY
BUT HE WILL NOT BE RETURNED TO HIS FAMILY UNTIL MY RANSOM IS MET
#justiceforobonjo
Calling all comedy lovers! We are now on the road to The Comedy Crate Festival 2019. Go between three venues in Northampton, wristband entry. You can see a total of 10 shows over the weekend, that's £3.50 per show!! 😯
https://t.co/SIGqjUzZKk
#comedycrate#Northampton#Festival
New open Mic and a brand new themed night that Mr Andy @andozka is conjuring up that's rather unconventional and so top secret he is not even telling @mikelordcomedy about it !
I've not done stand up for 11 months due to work, location & life. However (WARNING), I'm still actively writing, so for 2019 I'm going to write & post 500 jokes for you. #newjokes To balance this up, I will also post 500 of my favourite jokes from better comedians #oldjokes YW