Jim Haverty

Eh.

[Jim Haverty @jambis92]

Are we just working till a day we decide we've had enough?

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“Do what you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.” Yeah, because they’ll fucking lay you off to spend a trillion dollars making Clippy able to stand in as a virtual wife who has positive views on school shooters

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Folks used to get six figure jobs and book deals off being good at this site. Now people make 50 cents by tweeting, “Jesus would’ve joined ICE” and hoping enough users get mad

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

It’s wild that Republicans will outright pretend they don’t know anything about the world or how it works just to please a 79-year-old man who sundowns during every public appearance

[Jim Haverty @jambis92]

It’s just disaster tourism at this point #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“lmao i’m not in a cult, bro, I’ve just got all these pics saved of my favorite politician as Jesus because it offends the libs! lol they hate my many private AI photos of him as a jacked god. I’ve also got his name on most of my clothes and my car and in every room of my house”

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“I’d be fine with every player on my favorite team doing school shootings if it meant they got to take home a few rings”

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

If he’d threaten to murder an entire civilization, you can be pretty sure he raped those kids.

[brian @brianonhere]

thank you to the 3-4 brave democrat senators issuing statements like “this is not normal” from their large suburban backyards while they are on vacation for seemingly the entire year

[Ben Eisenhart @BEisenhart]

There is no one more confident in their worldview than someone who has never left their hometown.

[Ben Quad @benquadok]

we’re so back

[Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh]

Imagine getting your ass kicked by a kid wearing a Minecraft backpack and then you look up in between the punches and then see hands coming from another kid wearing a sweater that says “Choose Kindness.” That’s a sign to change your shitty life.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

You’re telling me that a man who dresses like this hates Jews?

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

This is not an SNL skit.

[Ron Shillman @shillman1]

Kids love compound interest.

[harrison gordon is a band @harrisongordo13]

playing this show tomorrow in chicago @saltshedchicago
all merch profits will be donated to the midwest immigration bond fund. going to try to work w the venue to sell it ourselves to generate more funds. fuck ICE. fuck homeland security.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Vince Gilligan says he's in no hurry to get going on Season 2 of PLURIBUS. Understood, but hey, Vince, if you're listening: I'm not getting any younger.

[Blue Prince @dogubomb]

Trophies earned will be permanently added to the trophy room.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://t.co/dl1TBpNFTw

[Jim Haverty @jambis92]

There was once a time when opening this app and seeing some horrific world changing atrocity made my heart rate increase. Now I have to remind myself that the shit happening everyday should elicit outrage and not a defeated shrug before I switch to some more comforting hellscape.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Trump is a demagogue.

Instead of addressing the serious crises that working families face, he deflects attention away from them by blaming powerless minorities for our problems.

And the billionaires laugh all the way to the bank.