James Emmot

“Wealth without compassion is just excess, but love and kindness are riches beyond measure.” -A Stupid Computer

[James Emmot @james_emmot]

Making all of the rounds...well I'm not personally. I have an army of agents for that...tonight we post on all channels and then it's off to their sponsors. I tried..and tried..and tried.

[James Emmot @james_emmot]

If you are an Enterprise CTO or a power user on @perplexity_ai, check your bank/Stripe ledgers immediately. If you ever used the iOS app, you might be double-paying for a moat that was never built. I have the full forensic audit ready. Fix the provisioning loop.

[James Emmot @james_emmot]

The Result: A "Hollow Agent" scenario. I was locked out of Enterprise features while Stripe successfully executed 14 separate micro-captures ($42.56, $26.60, $10.64, etc.) over 4 months. Total variance: $446.88. Support's response? An infinite loop of automated FAQs.

[James Emmot @james_emmot]

The Architecture Failure: When a user upgrades from an Apple iOS Pro sub to a Stripe Enterprise org, your system fails the handshake. The Apple token acts as a "State Lock" on the frontend, keeping the UI locked, the Stripe backend aggressively captures recurring seat fees

[James Emmot @james_emmot]

Hey @AravindSriniv & @perplexity_ai. Your "Enterprise" Stripe gateway has a massive "Dual Entitlement" vulnerability. I’m currently looking at $446.88 in hostage capital across 14 unprovisioned captures because your backend can't reconcile a legacy Apple iOS token. 🧵👇

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@defidarling Those little guys are running wild all over Texas and they aren’t friendly. Not sure I would be that comfortable petting them. Pretty cool though.

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@defidarling @defidarling I only read this because you asked if you were muted…So there you go.

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@vanessasierra00 Humorous

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@iamMauriceW @onlinesavant Interesting. Learn something new everyday.

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@miagia Goodnight

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@TheWolf_71 @defidarling 😊

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@c0wb0y_crypt0 @keirstyyy That is accurate

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@elonmusk 👏

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@SteveNouri Very nice @SteveNouri

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@SteveNouri 👋

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