James Apollo

A bandleader's rapier-shaped words of fate, evil, and retribution. 'Swing For You' out now.

[James Apollo @jamesapollo]

@SixtUSA did you want to reimburse me for the overcharge or should we go to credit card fraud? I’ve tried contacting privately several times.

[James Apollo @jamesapollo]

@Hertz placing me on the Do Not Rent list because I wouldn’t let you overcharge me seems pretty harsh.

[James Apollo @jamesapollo]

@thriftycars you charged me for gas (again) after I returned a full tank. Can you please fix that?

[James Apollo @jamesapollo]

Every time I put my best foot forward it gets stomped on.

[James Apollo @jamesapollo]

@VisibleCare how can i have your fedex shipment left at a fedex location? fedex says its in shipper settings.

[James Apollo @jamesapollo]

Travelers, you know who does it great? @Delta You know who doesn’t? @Orbitz

[James Apollo @jamesapollo]

@Orbitz I’ve been trying to get a refund on a sleezebag motel that never gave me the room I paid you for for over a week now. Wtf?

[James Apollo @jamesapollo]

@Hertz you just autocharged $89 for fuel w/o even telling me. Car was brought back full. This is theft. How many others have you scammed this way?

[James Apollo @jamesapollo]

@gare_saw_bear Ooh or Guatemalan TV

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#MeToo #tsa

[James Apollo @jamesapollo]

The vid for my new single "Swing For You"premieres today at the Cindependent Film Fest https://t.co/bTVwDJXboT

[James Apollo @jamesapollo]

But I want to be rich in money

[James Apollo @jamesapollo]

Bartender’s just like a mother to me

[James Apollo @jamesapollo]

I only know two types of songs. One of thems the blues and the other isn’t.

[James Apollo @jamesapollo]

Don’t confuse human progress with the passage of time

[James Apollo @jamesapollo]

Every time @NPR says ”shithole”you gotta takes shot

[James Apollo @jamesapollo]

Merry Christmas. grab this tune and other new classics thanks to @amazonmusic https://t.co/2byAAxCvFL

[James Apollo @jamesapollo]

in good company on this @amazonmusic xmas mix https://t.co/2byAAxCvFL

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Custer died for your sins

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You. Lazy. Sods. @wsdot #chinook