James Benn

Hunter & gatherer of random, often useless information.. semi-retired, part-time genius and full-time medical experiment ;)

[James Benn @jamesbenn]

@Forkinel I was waitin for a miracle cure, or god to touch me - then realised I'd rather be hacked open and fiddled with than that :-P

[James Benn @jamesbenn]

Well, thats me on the liver transplant waiting list. If any more body parts r removed, I may aswell be part of Project #Deathlok instead!

[James Benn @jamesbenn]

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally :-) #CleverJokes

[James Benn @jamesbenn]

Whoever decided to add BMX to the Olympics - genius.. pure carnage! #London2012

[ARCHIVED - Curiosity Rover @MarsCuriosity]

I'm safely on the surface of Mars. GALE CRATER I AM IN YOU!!! #MSL

[ARCHIVED - Curiosity Rover @MarsCuriosity]

No photo or it didn't happen? Well lookee here, I'm casting a shadow on the ground in Mars' Gale crater #MSL http://t.co/cj1zFJty

[James Benn @jamesbenn]

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