James B M Swan

Creative, imaginative, and original. Birds flock to hear my stories. Breathing new life into children’s books. Gems still to be discovered. Welcome to my world!

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A spy spoof or a spoof spy?
Either way, it’s a licence to chaos.
Eiderdown, a Pecktre undercover agent.
She loves pillow talk. Also, Ducktor No’s best agent.
🎼Quack to quack, quack
Quack to quack, quack
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack🎸
The Pond Theme Tune!
Bird Pond

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#EggburghEveningNews
Article by #ScribeWriter
Headline
Scottish inventor #EggarTimes, has his #Eggsplorer stolen from #EggburghUniversity.

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Feb 2nd 2024
#EggburghEveningNews
Article by
#FeatherQuill
Headline
#ProfBird invents the #xtwitterplayer that streams all your favourite tweets.

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Sorry, it has been so long, I've been bogged down in puffin pots!

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'Open Your Mind' by Whisky Kiss (Full length version) https://t.co/CDSefBPjAj via @YouTube
A good way to start writing 💕

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Tweets revisited
Ghosts of Twitter past
A rewrite of my first tweet
Wanted! Children’s Book Illustrator
Character:
#Birdhaven
A modern-day Beethoven
#RockHoppperPenguin
Book: #ClassicalBirds

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