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[You @jameskey42]

*to the tune of Tiny Dancer*

[Mike @hammerito]

Unfortunately the song of the summer is, for the 28th year in a row, Smooth by Santana feat. Rob Thomas

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

The Odyssey is a movie about generational trauma and a critique of the American Dream. But above all else it is a love letter to New York City.

[dani @cutestsmallest]

every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me

[kenneth blume @kennybeats]

Hey @suno

You are true losers. Whoever’s running this account, and your boss, and their bosses boss. I can’t imagine going into work daily knowing you are stealing from countless struggling musicians. I can’t imagine being proud to earn a paycheck obliterating the work and dreams of artists.

Get fucked, every single one of you

[the freak 🇵🇸 @zoroshappytrail]

first photo ever taken inside a dream

[shiv roy's bob @shivstratt]

happy father's day

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real

[heather @prettyalbatross]

fascinating prose at the cvs pharmacy

[Puds @havingalaugh]

please use the "he had so much more content to make" line when i die too

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

A nazi becoming the first trillionaire off taxpayer subsidies mergers and apartheid mine inheritance isn't an anomaly. It's showing you what the system rewards.

Capitalism is a death cult

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

You are only suppose to have a good time

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Not gonna defend it but personally filing it under elder abuse for my own peace of mind

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

I come from old monkey

[Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice]

Finally, a music festival for people who hate music

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

I’ve never quite understood how I’ll get “left behind” if I don’t use AI. I’m perfectly capable of writing, researching, and thinking all on my own. What does it do that will leave me behind?

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Just heard a strange podcast where the host was singing and playing guitar the whole time? and it was only 3 minutes long

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@icey_melted What’s popping sister who’s getting lippy

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

post malone sing like his prostate is being explored