James Rowe

Loughborough Uni English Student from Beaconsfield

[James Rowe @JamesssRowe]

@MakeItPaye @FlagRaised @sarah_spinks Hero

[James Rowe @JamesssRowe]

@JamieKettlewell @FlagRaised @sarah_spinks @wermhatt @MakeItPaye Love it cheers boys

[James Rowe @JamesssRowe]

@clifty04 @FlagRaised @petecouhig 🤞🤞🤞

[James Rowe @JamesssRowe]

@joelycett A very worthy Kors

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

Don’t you hate it when you think you see a good parking spot but then you turn the corner and Stuart fucking little is parked there

[James Rowe @JamesssRowe]

#betyourway England to win back to back world cups??? #stayinghome

[Kung Fu Renny @ruhnayyy_]

Me pretending to know how to play fork knife to impress some guy

[James Rowe @JamesssRowe]

This is too good

[James Rowe @JamesssRowe]

@Cornish95 Is it Ibiza with me?

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

I tried to make love to the entire orchestra but I only got to second bass

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

ME: ugh turn this off, I hate depressing movies

GOD: This is your life flashing before your eyes

ME: Put Ratatouille on

[James Rowe @JamesssRowe]

135k for a three bed house in Leeds... I saw a 350k one bed house boat advertised in London today... It's a BOAT! https://t.co/Wz51n634ds

[LADbible @ladbible]

Guy buys £135,000 house with girlfriend at 18-years-old. https://t.co/eaK3RR0nhZ

[Sean Leahy @thepunningman]

[on a speed date]
"Do you have pets?"
A goldfish
"Any hobbies?"
Yeah, he fucking loves swimming

[Tim @Playing_Dad]

Priest: What troubles you, my son?
Me: If a truck carrying cars crashes do you count those cars in the total number of cars in the pile up?
P: Holy Shit

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

A rocket scientist, a guy with a car, and Brad Pitt walk into a bar. Shania Twain is in there, and isn’t impressed.

[Marty Lawrence @TeaAndCopy]

ME: I'm opening a Christian shop
WIFE: Not this again
ME: And I'm gonna call it
WIFE: Please don't
ME: Jesus Christ Superstore
WIFE: I'm leaving you

[GoaT FacE @EndhooS]

Noah's wife: r u joking right now?
Noah: my hands are tied babe
Noah's Wife: but.. we're married?
Noah: I'm sorry but he said 2 of each species
Noah's mate Dave: [pushing past with an xbox] If only there was another way