I was texting on my porch a minute ago. Bear stood up and faced me. Big one too. Interrupted me. I yelled. It ran.
If you ever wondered why UFO photos are so blurry even in the age of phone cameras, well, it's hard to capture a surprise visitor.
@Howlingmutant0@jamesawhiite That's what happens after one becomes Speaker of the House. You do your time, then they give you a toddler and let you retire.