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They/Them fool and illustrator - The better future is the one with clean air and a free palestine

[Jam @jamieleetyler]

if you're an adult you can just buy Hawaiian sweet rolls whenever you want they don't have to just be a Thanksgiving Thing

[Max Knoblauch @MaxKnoblauch]

For sale: mechanical bird, not for sale

[Jam @jamieleetyler]

Actually you really do just need to clean it yourself

[Souvenir @souvenir_music]

“Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger” is the exact same cadence as the opening line from a text I’d get from a congressional candidate asking me for money

[Jack @GayLaVie]

I Know Why the $15,000 Mechanical Bird Sings

[Stephen Jackman @SteveJackman]

what was the point of winning American Idol if you can't buy the animatronic birds you want

[Scott Nover @ScottNover]

"I mean, it's a one-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird automaton, Michael. What could it cost? $15,000?"

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

New York City is at its best when it's collectively obsessing about a new bird.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

watching zionists melt down over this statement which plainly lists statistics about the scale of israel's genocide in gaza is confusing. if you don't want people to state how many kids you're killing, then stop killing kids

[aly! ଘ(*. .)੭ @theblessedbhie]

everything will work out for you this october because you are hot and insane

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

i have to do my laundry i have to vacuum i have to work out i have to get my steps in i have to meal prep i have to get gas i have to be perfect & i have to do everything all at once or i will be behind everyone else forever & im running out of time

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

“It won’t feel like this Forever” Nice try but I have the Feel Like This Forever Disorder

[ElectronicBodyMoid @EBMoid]

i’m like if a tortured artist made no art

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m so sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at once

[Your Favorite Jewish Lesbian Playwright @DudeBethDude]

Well ig since the owner of the C0VID conscious lesbian bar doesnt support that article, all of you are gonna stop supporting it now, right? Since you care so much about supporting the owner of the bar and uplifting the bar none of you ever went to? Right?

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

like i’m sorry to break it to you but the Boston Globe was not trying to do thoughtful investigation on inter-community queer issues they were trying to do a “look at these freaks!” and yall have been playing right into their hands

[Yishan @yishan]

Your regular reminder that your government moves goalposts in order to minimize awareness and prioritization of a proven health threat when it becomes inconvenient to deal with.

This happened under both the Trump AND Biden administrations, so this is not a partisan thing.

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

The fact that this is happening amidst thousands of ppl mocking some disabled lesbians for being a bit too rude while trying to raise awareness abt the ongoing pandemic is so bleak. There should be outrage at this change, which will make ppl think levels are safe when they’re not

[Michael | APC Injury @michaelmoran]

The cruelest part of the pandemic isn’t simply that disabled people were abandoned. It’s proving inclusion was always possible, then deciding it’s no longer worth the inconvenience.

[ABBY 🇵🇸 @abbymachines]

another day, another psyop against covid-conscious people