mhm buh bye

best lawyer in town

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

Hey @elonmusk , can you pull some guys off of the floating car idea and put them on a corona cure? It’ll probably take them a week tops. And then you can go back to hot air balloon Uber and LA to Paris tunnel. Thank yew ⚡️

[mhm buh bye @jamies_sick]

My mom fed her birds and said “there you go, my tweets”

[mhm buh bye @jamies_sick]

Me tomorrow

[Bobby @antiauxidants]

You gotta love how awful our Senate is. Big gov is 🗑

[Mac Miller Memes @macmillermemes]

happy 10 years of being just some motherfuckin’ k.i.d.s. 👍🏻

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Fun Fact: @Facebook is censoring this information from its platform. They have demonetized my page for “spreading false information about how @KamalaHarris represents her race”.

She ran as an INDIAN-AMERICAN. That is the truth.

CENSORING THIS INFO IS ELECTION INTERFERENCE.

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

ok cancel it then

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

HUGE breakthrough today! Historic Peace Agreement between our two GREAT friends, Israel and the United Arab Emirates!

[Destinee @ChasingDestinee]

I’ve been waiting my whole life for seated festivals

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

In an argument

When someone throws a petty insult at you

You know you've won

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

Alabama just passed a law to castrate child sex offenders & I hope every state follows in their steps.

[Comrade Smoothbrain @CSmoothbrain]

Protected serial child rapists by refusing to prosecute in the Catholic Church sex abuse scandal
https://t.co/UyLTWghUtE

[Comrade Smoothbrain @CSmoothbrain]

Did you know Kamala Harris supported a law that forces schools to turn undocumented students over to ice, separating them from their parents?

https://t.co/GgGwpFCKzB

[S C A T @Scat_BHP]

Daily reminder you are a FLAMING PIECE OF SHIT IF YOU VICTIM SHAME. Before garbage words leave your mouth about a female think about someone speaking about your sister or mother that way. Get fucked

[Chris Loesch 𝕏 @ChrisLoesch]

Remember when @TulsiGabbard DESTROYED @KamalaHarris in the #DemDebates? I bet the voting public does.

[GUNPOWDER & HOLYWATER @status_culture]

To all my weed smokers .. Kamala and Joe got people doing life for smoking weed... Think on that 🤷🏾‍♂️

[symphani @SymphaniSoto]

Truly wth is going on...

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

I am SO EXCITED that we get to watch @KamalaHarris, who swore into congress as an “Indian-American”, now play the “I’m a black a woman” card all the way until November.

Fun times!

#MAGA

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

Next time you are discussing an important issue with someone, Ask yourself: Is this a Monologue or a Dialogue ? 🧐*Personally, I’m only interested in the latter.