Jamie Staudacher

My heart beats for New York City ❤️

[Jamie Staudacher @jamiestaud]

I pee in the shower. It’s good for me and it’s healthy for the shower.

[Megan Swanson @motherMEGI]

@Ticketmaster YOU'RE THE PROBLEM IT'S YOU. When you've been in a queue since 0930 for a Chicago show presale for @taylorswift13 and still can't get tickets because of error messages. @kcraw_28

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

Working your job while working on your mental health while working on your relationships while working on physical health while working on your family while working on sleep habits while working on self-care while working on exercise while working on personal goals while working

[charlie @chunkbardey]

sooo important to keep your cat stimulated by asking it questions like “who’s my cute guy” “who’s the smallest little guy” “who’s my tiny little cutie pie mr man” “where’s my little friend. where is my tiny little friend”

[LMH @lharley13]

Can't believe how expensive being alive is?

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Do you ever feel like you’re not getting enough credit for simply not being batshit insane

[Sheldon Whitehouse @SenWhitehouse]

Americans are tired of changing their clocks twice a year. When winter comes, nobody wants to be sitting in the dark. Let’s make Daylight Savings Time permanent and free ourselves from this outdated ritual.

[loops .💕 @itss_loopyy]

ashtray waiting for fez to leave the house ☠️ #EuphoriaHBO

[brad @crawficial]

Everybody just watching Kanye and liking his posts like he’s not actively emotionally abusing his ex in front of the world. I’m no Kim K fan but this shit out of hand.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

ME THROUGHOUT THE WEEK: “Can’t fucking wait for therapy. Can’t wait to tell my therapist how bad I feel. Everything is fucking awful I just hate being alive fuck”

THERAPIST AT SESSION: “How have you been?”

ME AT SESSION: “Pretty good, you know. Doing my best. You?”

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

whenever someone is like omg i love snow it's so pretty!!! this is what i think about

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

i’m so sorry to have a hot take but I personally don’t want anyone to die from covid? like not even if they’re “old” or “disabled” or “unvaccinated” or “poor” or whatever

[Jeremy Faust MD MS (ER physician) @jeremyfaust]

RT if you personally know someone with Covid right now.

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

3OH!3 The CDC
🤝
don’t trust me

[Blayr 🌻 @BlayrAustin]

Not to brag but this year I
• increased my anxiety by 200%
• decreased my productivity by 340%
• increased my screen time by infinity

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Mask under the nose is the "my dick is too big for condoms" of the face