I don't care

simplicity is me ,hardworking Kenyan and a tax payer

[I don't care @jamzacc86]

@polo_kimanii 🤣🤣🤣 mbwa

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Mimi saa ingine huwa nalaumu babu yangu sana sababu ya kucheza na maisha wazazi wengine wakiiba mashamba ya wakoloni. That is how we ended up poor. But we were never meant for this life,ata height mimi ukiniangalia namna hii,urefu niya dynasty. Handsomeness pia niya dynasty. Lakini Sasa kama sahii nimeangalia hii mtoto ya kenyatta inaitwa Ngina,nikaona she is married

She is married some fat pumpum boy called Mwai. Now Mwais father, is the manager pale Karen country club. Na hii ni kitu inaniuma sana. Sababu sasa kama babu yangu hangenunua piano wengine wakinunua mashamba huko karen,acre moja ten bob,sahii ningekua nacheza golf huko karen. Labda ata baba yangu the late Cornelius Otieno Odiwuor,angekua manager huko aniwachie hiyo cheo kabla pneumonia imalise yeye

Na hapo ndio ningepatana na hii mtoto ya Ouru nipite nayo. Hii nitype yangu kapsaa. Now I am forced to chase low budget replicas of ngina kenyatta who live in kinoo,with standards of Lavington. Kama haka kanaitwa Eve maina nimekimbisa miaka nne kama yakubu jameni. Kinyanjui my grandfather, ulinikosea sana aki babuu

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

This is where Kenya is actually not in a good place, because we are now behaving like a man selling his sofa, television and fridge to pay rent, while pretending that the rent problem has been solved.

The problem is not simply that Kenya has debt, because many countries carry debt, but that our debt has reached a point where it is eating the country before the country even starts functioning.

When KRA collects money, creditors are already waiting at the door before teachers, police officers, doctors, counties, suppliers, hospitals, roads, electricity and basic government operations are even considered.

After debt has taken its share, the same government still has to pay civil servants, fund counties, keep schools and hospitals running, pay suppliers, fuel official cars, run Parliament, finance travel, do PR and campaign every weekend.

Since the money is not enough after debt service and recurrent spending, the government is forced to borrow again, not because it has a serious development plan, but because it needs to survive another month.

That is the debt trap, because once a country starts borrowing to pay old debts, salaries, pending bills and basic operations, it is no longer borrowing for growth but borrowing to breathe.

The law and basic public finance sense say government should borrow for development, meaning roads, ports, energy, irrigation, manufacturing, technology and projects that can expand the economy and generate future revenue.

But Kenya is entering a dangerous place where borrowing is slowly becoming the money used to keep government alive, pay civil servants, roll over old loans and delay the political embarrassment of admitting that hakuna pesa.

That is how countries enter trouble quietly, because collapse does not always begin with one dramatic announcement, but with delayed payments, pending bills, new taxes, new levies, salary pressure, county cash crises and Treasury statements full of excuses.

Ghana did not wake up one morning and default from nowhere, because before default the debt had already eaten the system and the country was collecting revenue only for creditors to swallow too much of it.

Kenya is now playing dangerously close to that line, and the public should stop being distracted by political speeches that make auctioning national assets and selling their data sound like economic transformation.

Ruto is selling parastatals, land, public assets and anything that can bring quick cash, but the problem with selling assets is that you can only sell them once.

You can sell the sofa once, sell the television once and sell the fridge once, but when rent comes again next month and the income problem remains, you discover you now have no furniture and still no solution.

That is the danger Kenya is facing, because Ruto is almost running out of things to sell, yet the government remains too expensive, the debt remains too heavy and the economy remains too weak to carry both citizens and creditors.

At some point, Kenyans must stop pretending this is normal, because you cannot tax people to death, borrow to pay salaries, sell national assets to plug holes and then call it economic transformation.

That is not transformation, that is auctioning the country slowly while hoping Kenyans are too tired, too broke or too distracted to notice.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Unasomesha mtoto international school Rift valley. Highschool unaingisa yeye brookside akamake connections na sons of ministers. University unaingisa yeye Australia. Then after all that she still Opens an onlyfans account. Woi! Buana these gods will punish you,you cannot escape

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

The plan is to make Kenya a failed state;
1. Destroy the middle class.
-shut down manufacturing companies.
-overtax the working class.
-inflation.
-hike the cost of living.
-no increments on salaries.

2. Turn everyone into a beggar.
-introduce digital currency.
-government as biggest employer.
-destroy informal sector.
-divest manufacturing.
-over regulate/ over tax small and medium enterprises.
-subsidise corporates.

3. Privatize land.
-give access to farmland to global agricultural multinationals.
-bills that take away land sovereignty from the citizen.
-introduce a land tax.
-create squatters.

4. Control housing.
-15 minute cities.
-over surveillance.
-avoidable housing for those who can't afford a tax on their freehold land.

5. Destroy seed sovereignty.
-introduce only patented seedlings.
-prioritise GMOs and hybrids.
-demonize indigenous seeds and organic farming.
-pass bills that curtail the growth and aspirations of small scale farmers.

6. Privatize water.
-force a people to need a license to harvest rain water, rivers or dams.
-overtax boreholes so only the rich can afford them.
-give global beverage and bottled water companies uninhibited access.

7. Enslave the nation in debt.
-borrow from global banking cartels;
IMF, World Bank, China EXIM Bank, European Central Bank, African Development Bank...
-squander taxes.
-loot borrowed money.
-use national assets as colateral for debt.

8. Destroy Sovereignty.
-allow foreign military bases in your land.
-allow foreign governments say so in your socio-economic/ political issues.
-allow biological weapons labs.
-allow for looting of mineral wealth and natural resources.

9. Create an illiterate populace.
-remove free education.
-introduce a new education model without proper planning.
-allow globalist entities to fund your curriculum.
-dumb down the learners.
-divest/privatise higher learning institutions.

10. Devalue the currency.
-print fiat without regulation.
-inflation.
-loot gold and silver reserves.
-allow global banking cartels to set fiscal policy.

[I don't care @jamzacc86]

@polo_kimanii 🤣🤣🤣

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kama kawaida vijana,Our time to eat good again has arrived. Tomorrow we will be attending the Nairobi city Marathon once again. Not to run,but to chase. Tulisema apa ndio tunapata financially stable women with disposable income to hold us through these tough kasongonomic times. Sasa wale vijana watafuata maagizo ya mhenga,mjue hii August inaweza wapata kule mpumalanga Johanesburg kwa kina Dj Uncle wafos mkiskiza Amapiano in a house balcony in the middle of a game park. Courtesy of a strong independent woman from upper kabete

Tulisema siri ni kutegea hawa wako nyuma,hawa ata hawakiambiangi,the obese,they are here to waste time jogging because they don’t have anything to do on sunday. Sasa wewe uko hapo kuwapa moyo,ukimtolea methali, “haba na haba hujaza kibaba mrembo,lets go” ukikaa kidogo unaongeza ingine, “baada ya dhiki faraja mrembo” . Remember to call her mrembo,even if shes 65 years old,they love that.

Inturn as you’re walking,shes going to point and ask you, “weh,do you know I am old enough to be your mother,ebu stop playing” If shes smiling while saying this,bas! Umegonga ndipo.

Now reply and say “miaka yangu ililiwa na nzige” . Shes not supposed to understand what that means so she’ll ask what? This is how you start a conversation. Mwambie ulichelewa kuzaliwa,lakini makosa niya wazazi. Hapa sasa she will acknowledge this guy has wisdom,I wonder what else hes going to say. And she will tolerate you,she lowers her guard

Na tulisema Wale wako huko mbele wachana nao,hao ni walalahoi. Wamelipiwa na kampuni,hao wacha wang’enganie kushinda pesa. Sisi mambo yetu iko huku nyuma.

And make sure you have also talked about manly things like How you know a friend who was working in a Ukranian Drone manufacturing company,and you buried him recenly in kisii after he was killed by Russian spys in Mozambique

Now In finishing of the running,itakua saa saba ivi,hand her your phone,ask her for her number,,mwambie wewe ni fitness coach. Ama basket ball coach,and you’ll be happy to help her burn a few callories since you dont have much to do. Akikupea namba kesho,Dont text her,text her on Tuesday,ndio asione kama uko desperate eh?. She’ll take some time to think,and then answer on Tuesday evening,

Na juu anajifanya ataki mambo mingi,she’ll tell you to come to be training her at home,on Saturdays. She has a big compound,Theres no way shes driving her Land Rover to your gym (that doesn’t exist) in uthiru to train. Ingia youtube hiyo usiku angalia mastyle.

After 3 sessions kule karen,you must intentionally erect,Amusha kitu! and she sees it,and then you’ll tell her “jesus! This never happens” pretend you’re ashamed. Tell her theres something about her,you just don’t know what. She’ll tell you its okay

Sasa baada ya hapa,niyeye huwa anakutega. She will start by overfeeding you. Baada ya hapa ni mauwano! Na hiyo shamba lazima ulime msuri ndugu yangu,sababu hiyo ndio inaamua sasa kama next week unakula kabeji bila nyanya ama coconut fish and salad.

Wuui! Sema kimeumana. Ukipita mtihani sasa kazi yako itakua kumuombea kikongwe wako asimaliswe na diabetes angalau uenjoy maisha london kidogo. Ukingojea ile kazi ya NGO alikuambia atakuconnect. Hapa naye utakua unamkumbusha kumeza dawa buana. Juu akikufa unajua kile kinangoja apa nje. Ainuliwe yeesu!

[Eric @amerix]

When animals refuse to mate, or their productivity declines, or they are visibly bored and fatigued to breed, farmers give them SALT.

Wild animals migrate to SALT LICK.

When humans have their libido go low, or they are visibly bored and fatigued to have sex, "experts" give them sugar.

Eat SALT. What you should avoid is sugar.

Sugar is not essential for human life, but salt is vital and essential.

SALT is responsible for your stomach's HCl acid production, which is important for digesting proteins.

SALT is vital in the cell membrane potential, an important biological function for muscle contraction, nerve cell communication, sperm motility, ovum movement and embryo development.

Animals are more intelligent.

Humans are getting dumber daily.

#FoodFriday

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

I have seen the Kenya Kwanza regime doing a lot of public education on the Finance Bill, maybe thinking they are preventing another June 2024 moment.

What they do not understand is that June 2024 may not repeat itself as a Finance Bill protest, but it opened the door for anything. Kenyans can wake up tomorrow and protest over taxes, corruption, unemployment, police brutality, arrogance, school fees, fuel prices, electricity bills, or even because they do not like how the President smiles when people are suffering.

That is how uncalculating this regime is. They think the problem was one document called the Finance Bill, yet the real problem is anger, mistrust and the feeling that citizens are being ruled by people who do not listen.

You can explain the Finance Bill from morning to evening, but you cannot public educate people out of hunger, joblessness and betrayal.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Lakini apo kwa Eve maina nakwambia siku mungu ataamua kunifungulia milango kitaeleweka. Akiingia tu hivi bedsitter mafriday jioni anapata nimeandaa mlo atari ata anashindwa aseme nini,Omena imechemka mpaka zimefunga macho sasa niyeye sinangoja. Kando ni ugali nimechanganya number one na namba two. Kando yake tena ni fanta Orange baridi kama kisu ya butchery. Akishiba namna hii alale kama thirty minutes,Omena iingie kwa sytem msuri

Saa nne niamshe yeye. Amka nanii,Ni masaa ya kazi. Majirani huko chini wanashangaa najenga nini saa tano usiku juu nyundo inalia kumbe najenga ndoa buana. Kinaeleweka sasa! Tumefanya mpaka hii inaitwa Parachute style. Hii napanda kwa ceiling kama brukenge najishikilia,nayeye ameeka mguu kama divider inapima supplementary angles. Kisa najiwachilia nakuja nimeingia mtoni bwana. Sunday asubuhi naamka kununua kitanda ingine nakwambia. Mungu wa Ayubu,niwewe tunategemea aisee. Najua Ipo siku utanibariki baba

[Malaysia ❤️ @carienimwa]

Badala ya story mingi, i dare anyone to list the 23 apparent quarantine and treatment centres Ruto said are ready for handling Ebola and similar diseases!!! Actually, just list 10 ndio we show you what lies look like!!!

[KMPDU @kmpdu]

🔵 for IMMEDIATE RELEASE

[Johnson Muthama, CBS @nduyamuthama]

Former President Uhuru Kenyatta has been too vocal in criticizing President William Ruto’s administration, yet Kenyans have not forgotten what characterized his own 10-year tenure and why many rejected his leadership in 2022. Raila Odinga did not lose the 2022 election because Kenyans did not love or support him, but because many voters wanted to send a strong message to Uhuru Kenyatta and his administration, as they felt he would mislead Raila.

The former president should understand that we respect him as our retired Head of State. While he claims that he advised us and we failed to listen, it is ultimately up to us to decide. The honorable thing for him to do is to give President Ruto space to work for Kenyans.

Uhuru should learn from Daniel arap Moi and Mwai Kibaki. Moi handed over power to Kibaki and kept quiet; Kibaki did the same after leaving office. Uhuru should now extend the same courtesy to President Ruto.

If Uhuru fails to stop attacking President Ruto, it may force some of us to expose all the negative things that characterized his government.

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

How can a poor third work country called Kenya spend Kshs 1.1 trillion in just 9 months on tea, mandasi, samosa, workshop/seminars in Mombasa and air tickets?

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

Imagine the President is out of the country, the nation is burning and the government has called a crisis meeting.

That crisis meeting is not chaired by the Deputy President or even a cabinet minister, it is chaired by a blogger.

That is how low our nation has sunk!

[Hon. Sammy Kamau Ngotho @KamauNgotho01]

The race of who is the most useless Minister ever in the independent Kenya is so hotly contested😂😂😂
Today Morning, Mbadi opened a lead only for Murkomen to leapfrog him this evening. Opiyo Wandayi has gathered some last minute energy and they are neck to neck with Duale.

[Tom Okila Bruce @tobrok2]

Omwami Senator @edwinsifuna ,

I have never addressed you directly in my tweets , but please indulge me this once.

Many of us support and believe in you precisely because you appear different from the old Kenyatta/Moi/Nyayo political culture and the current UhuRuto style of politics.

You speak to a generation of Kenyans that is tired of tribal mobilization, political entitlement, elite deals, and recycled coalitions that promise change but eventually protect the same old system.

That is why many of us respectfully feel that your greatest political strength is not in “joining” the traditional opposition establishment, but in first building and protecting the LindaMwananchi reform movement as an independent national force rooted in constitutionalism, justice, accountability, competence, and issue-based politics.

The truth is that the mathematics of 2027 actually gives reform politics a serious chance if approached strategically.

More than 8 million registered voters skipped the 2022 election because of frustration, voter apathy, and loss of faith in the political system.

Raila Odinga received about 6.8 million votes in that election. If a reform movement attracts even half of that support base, that is already about 3.5 million votes.

By 2027, millions of new young and Gen Z voters are also expected to join the register. If only half of those align with reform-oriented politics, that could realistically add another 3 million or more votes.

On top of that, the current administration won with about 7 million votes, but growing economic hardship, unemployment, governance frustrations, and public dissatisfaction mean that even a shift of 2 million voters away from the regime significantly changes the political equation.

That is how the LindaMwananchi movement can realistically build a reform coalition approaching 10 million votes and importantly, one that is NOT built on tribal kingpins, dynasties, or fear-based ethnic politics.

This is why the argument consistently made by @Honcalebamisi makes sense to many young Kenyans: Kenya needs a genuinely new political direction, a new leadership culture, and issue-based politics rather than another recycling of the same political class under different slogans.

Many people within your emerging support base are already comfortable with cooperation among reform-minded leaders such as @dkmaraga , @OkiyaOmtatah , @bonifacemwangi , @ReubenKigame , @ProfKibwana , @MigunaMiguna and others not because they are perfect individuals, but because they symbolize an attempt to move Kenya toward ethical, constitutional, citizen-centered leadership outside the traditional political establishment.

That is why many of us become concerned whenever you appear to position yourself as simply waiting to be absorbed into the old opposition structure without subjecting them to the following criteria:

Those values include:
1. Constitutionalism
2. Respect for the rule of law
3. Social justice and equality of all citizens as envisioned in the Constitution
4. Positive ethnicity and seeing Kenya as one nation, not merely a collection of tribes
5. A complete departure from the Kenyatta/Moi/Nyayo and UhuRuto brand of politics and leadership which has been a cancer

If that happens too early or without ideological clarity, there is a real risk of weakening the authenticity and independence that currently make you politically attractive to many young and politically independent Kenyans.

Please protect what makes you different.
Because that difference is not a weakness.
It is your greatest political strength.

I would love to see you and these like minded individuals hitting the road on a campaign trial to counter the sitting administration and attract the legacy politicians like it has already done for @EugeneLWamalwa ( Thank you Kiongozi for your recent endorsement)
I wafikie; @UGMParty ,@LingaiLili29539 ,@NetoAgostinhoMP ,@NRAPARTY2 ,@LindaMwananchi_ ,@abbiezuena ,@_pmkenya ,@CaroliOmondi ,@orengo_james ,@HEBabuOwino ,@Ademba_47 ,@genz___baddie ,@genzinitiative @MungaBenso80190 ,@nikokadiKE ,@WilsonM5950 ,@DAP_Kenya

[Mzalendo Mūtemi wa Kīama @MutemiWaKiama]

What is he saying really? 🤔

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

There is a specific demographic of Kalenjin ladies you will never lay your eyes on your entire life if you’re poor. They have dark sharp eyes,an african soft shinny skin,chocolate lips that are always moist,and a british accent that immediately disappears when she starts speaking in kalenjin.

Hawa sasa, they are Daughters of government looters,conmen,Activists and ‘Businessmen’ which basically means their fathers did big tenders with governments and parastatal managers. Hawa hutai waona Moi avenue kwenye nyinyi Walalahoi huwa mnafurika monday asubuhi kununua wigs fake huko Dubois

Hawa wanakuanga kama kumbi kumbi bwana. They only come out when theres rain. You can only find them in private concerts where they’re playing that vuvuzela called Saxophone, or in private weddings. Some of them have never even set foot in town. Ni mungu ata alisaidia tukaandamana 2024 hapo ndio tulipatana na kadhaa.

And they’re stunningly beautiful. Shida inakuanga ni hawaoani ovyo ovyo. Hawa ni wa arranged marriages. Ukijaribu ijulikane unatumia yeye message kutoka kawangware unatumiangwa DCI,anakwambia ubadilishe namba ama ubadilishe nchi,chaguo ni lako. Their parents are goons!

Hawa wanaonanga wenyewe kwa wenyewe. Mtoto ya Gideon moi inaoa msichana ya Chirchir. Mtapendania mbele. Ni mungu atusaidie tupate pesa tuwache kupigania warembo walisoma na bursary bwana. Angalau tukuwe na class. Khabusie!

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Maasai Mara visitors dropped by almost 50% from 420,000 in 2023 to 213,000 in 2025.

The decline is linked to increased higher entry fees, with tourists shifting to cheaper parks like Amboseli and Tanzania’s Serengeti.