jane doe 🪷

no my handle isn’t referencing the cornell 7 it’s referencing a musical you sub human secondary gender freak incels go read a book or something

[Adenike. @AdenikeOmolar11]

riding d!ck on the couch is way better than the bed.

[jane doe 🪷 @janedoeufa1]

@kaitduffy love my job cus my boss is 23 and she refuses to hire old ladies 😜

[aninha @annateimos53087]

dica de masturbação: deixa eu assistir

[coochie mane 🧪 @lsdcuredme]

scratchin my coochaaayyy

[Niyah 🎀 @niyahhxo7]

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby they is FAWKING in these books.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

If Texas goes blue I’m showing hole

[Duda @eduhdss]

uso de vírgula é 1% conhecimento gramatical e 99% de puro instinto

[b. @oc3ansluut]

i’m all nervous no system

[☆CAM★ @CAMREAPHER]

When you’re not phased by any retrograde because you burn your bridges so well nobody ever returns

[jane doe 🪷 @janedoeufa1]

@VeraSweetVera64 @paladinmoder i fear your takeaway is what she wanted from this, you got got

[‏ً @itsnwts]

"You fvck the weed man for weed?"

Y'all fvck the nothing man for nothing.

[𝐊𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥 @KemallyFire]

People with big auras and star power get crucified in average, low-vibration environments.

[Pan @pangrey123]

The first 2 hours at work really just be me accepting the fact that I’m at work

[jane doe 🪷 @janedoeufa1]

i’m gen z and my sploof is alive and well thank u

[FrothyCapSteadySlap @TennesseeChris]

GEN X HAD TO SMOKE OUT OF SODA CANS WITH SCREENS FROM A SINK FAUCET AND THEN BLOW IT INTO A TOILET PAPER ROLL FILLED WITH DRYER SHEETS SO GEN Z COULD HIT A WEED PEN AT TARGET

[jane doe 🪷 @janedoeufa1]

i will never forget the sound the first guy i fucked w a foot fetish made when he popped my toe in his mouth mid thrust because genuinely it’s as if he opened floodgates i have never been that wet before and i’ve been chasing that dragon ever since

[zayden @pemilo123]

I'm not the "Misses social cues" kind of autistic I'm actually the "I think You're social cues are cowardly and you should speak up like an adult" kind of autistic

[‏ً @justjargons]

“No one is forcing you to work at that job you hatė.”

Rent is due, health insurance is tied to employment, groceries aren’t free. Yeah actually. Totally voluntary.

[🦢 @loungingmee]

So abortion is bad but a cop can shoot and kill a one year old baby named Kohen Wiley because his mother was suspected of shoplifting diapers. She did not by the way. Where is the pro-life outrage? I’ll wait…forever.

[COASTY @coastylauren]

They got straight guys working at Starbucks now, the economy's fucked

[jane doe 🪷 @janedoeufa1]

@Ren________Idk i aspire to protect my peace like this