J Morgan

Goat Farmer and Project Manager.
All around artsy-craftsy.

[J Morgan @janet_morgan]

@AllyBFraz So you’re getting rings, the whole fatted calf and a feast?

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@MarchingFourth Skinny dip with snapping turtles

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@auderdy It’s a hard pass for me.

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@nina_channing @Sarah_Smarsh @nytopinion Your well written is thought-provoking. I’ve often explained that I learned human group dynamics by raising goats, chickens & dairy cows. College degrees & prof certs afford me a seat at the corp meetings where my solutions forward are based in small-farm life experiences.

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@RoboticoEl But @RoboticoEl - have you ever drunk-waxed your underarms at 2 am then put your arms down to wait for the wax to dry? There’s still more to explore. Cc @Daily_Pinch

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@PeterClines There's still time.

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@JenLeighCLT @Daily_Pinch @AllyBFraz Until then, here's the herd by the misty morning fog

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@RhiFionn @linneaesthetic @Lisa_Frame 😂 here's an extra pic until you can visit

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@Lisa_Frame @RhiFionn @linneaesthetic The greatest compliment is being ignored... only to have the moment replayed years later told as a legendary fantastical tale....

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@Lisa_Frame @RhiFionn @linneaesthetic Tell my godson that Jim held them. His technique has improved; he didn't lose his grip once this year.

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@Lisa_Frame @RhiFionn @linneaesthetic On a conf call today, the guys asked if I had a nice mother's day. My response, "yeah we poured a concrete pad, did some gardening for a friend, and I castrated 9 goats."
I think one of the guys fainted.

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@Lisa_Frame @linneaesthetic So compare this to the sheep video.... sheep following the shepherds through the city. Me, I'm over here banging a metal food bucket bribing them. 😂😂

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@RealBenisons @zach_roelands Shepherding 1010: Sheep follow, goats do their own thing.

[J Morgan @janet_morgan]

@Lisa_Frame @RhiFionn @linneaesthetic 7 sets of twins this year. All with food themed names.

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@Lisa_Frame @linneaesthetic So, back to the goats in the street... they were herded with a 4-wheeler... this ain't their first escape... just the 1st time caught in public on camera😂😂

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@Lisa_Frame @RhiFionn @linneaesthetic Twitter saw me login, scratched it's application-head and asked me if I was a real person 😂😂😂😂

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@linneaesthetic @RhiFionn @Lisa_Frame Goat visit? Yes.

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@RhiFionn @Lisa_Frame @linneaesthetic Uh oh, what did I miss? Finally, random people love me?! YASSS!

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@jwynia I had to setup a separate email (that I never check) to hide from the Amazon review requests

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@JohnDCrane @EdPiotrowski Was there on Sunday!