jani verster

Former turbine engineer, now a competent back seat driver working in tourism in the most gorgeous place on earth.

[jani verster @janiverster]

@mybroadband Not only defrauded by over R16k, but had to pay Standard Bank R250 international transaction fees for the privilege. Real class, @StandardBankZA , real class. 👏👏👏

[jani verster @janiverster]

@Newzroom405 R16k stolen from a card that was locked in the back of our safe... and they say there's no breach 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Kudos to those Brazilian burglars,we didn't even wake up!!!

[jani verster @janiverster]

@StandardBankZA : the card on which the fraudulent R16 000 was stolen from yesterday had been locked up in the back of the safe since the day we got it - never been used. DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T HAVE A SECURITY BREACH!!! No dodgy Brazilians broke into our safe last night 🤣😂🤣

[jani verster @janiverster]

@askash These beautiful towers are home to a huge, vibrant community of ACTUAL PEOPLE, who happen to love THEIR ACTUAL HOMES, and are at present very riled up about this whole thread. The buildings are called Blinkwater, Platteklip and Silverstream, and the lifts are brand new.

[jani verster @janiverster]

@fia can someone please investigate the FIA for giving ridiculous penalties?!

[jani verster @janiverster]

@AlphaTauriF1 Sure your engineers are super-motivated to do their very best, after your team principal's glowing praise of their work. 👎

[jani verster @janiverster]

@Eskom_SA This is the funniest tweet I have ever seen: Eskom advising us on how to use candles, gas bottles and generators safely 🤣😂🤣

[jani verster @janiverster]

@BerthaRito Never a truer word has been spoken! @BerthaRito for president!

[jani verster @janiverster]

@JeffreyCMorgan @AIGWomensOpen @ash_simon What an amazingly supportive guy! He's clearly her number one fan, and it is beautiful to see.

[jani verster @janiverster]

@AIGWomensOpen @ash_simon So proud! Well done Ashleigh! 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[jani verster @janiverster]

@IntermarcheWG @LeTour @LouisMeintjes Awesome! Congrats Louis 👏 👏 👏 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[jani verster @janiverster]

@mikeroecklein @IntermarcheWG @LouisMeintjes @LeTour They make him sound like a Spaniard!

[jani verster @janiverster]

@IntermarcheWG @LouisMeintjes @LeTour So special, loving every second 💖 💕 ❤

[jani verster @janiverster]

@IntermarcheWG @LouisMeintjes @LeTour So proud! Been watching the tour for so many years, NEVER thought I'd see a South African right up there!!!

[jani verster @janiverster]

@IntermarcheWG @LouisMeintjes @LeTour Go! Go! Go!

[jani verster @janiverster]

@lmechegaray The greatest thing about an arrogant sod like this is the elation of seeing him beaten.

[jani verster @janiverster]

@CityofCT thanks for fixing the water leak on Kloof Nek in a jiffy!

[jani verster @janiverster]

@Ramagar1989 @CityofCT Finally, back on!

[jani verster @janiverster]

@Son_DeeRRF @wtf1official Her royal highness, Venus. "Lewis and the other drivers". Ok, name one.

[jani verster @janiverster]

@shapshak Please don't ever book an airbnb again - go stay in a hotel. Pretty sure you made more from your scathing article than the poor host got paid.