julian

Sweating the small stuff since day one.

[julian @janksta1]

@hayvaleri @mymymymama

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I live RIGHT ON Hollywood Blvd and I haven’t seen anyone famous today.
What a ripoff.

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@JordanFlower @alanalevinson @LDBurnett haha et al

[mr. joshua @pants]

affirmation

[julian @janksta1]

The dude was like “do you have anything else on you? Tell me the truth or you’re going to jail.”
I said no - then he reached into my socks and pulled out markers and candy. And he said “I hope it was worth it”

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thx

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shotgun!

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Never expect to see your Tupperware again.

[julian @janksta1]

We’re going to see Grizzly Bear tonight.

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Hi, HI

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island kine

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@jalexandertan @WHotels you did that

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never talk in elevators

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gimme the hi life

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Family isn’t everything.

[julian @janksta1]

Only in LA: if you compliment someone’s dog, the owner might make you follow that dog on Instagram.

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Devendra Banhart loves me.