The Barley Connoisseur 🥃🍻

..I approve of chaos | High-horse rider 🏇🏿 | Ijumaa Ambassador 🍻🥃| Balozi wa Shughuli za Starehe na Anasa 💃🏾🕺🏿| @Arsenal FC fan♥️🤍 | Heretic🙂

[The Barley Connoisseur 🥃🍻 @Jaramogi__]

..action is an announcement of choice.

#ChroniclesOfRateng'

[ayo @AyoShinobi]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[Kipkogei @kipkogeix]

@Kebaso__ Usijali my guy, very soon tutafungua Ngulusumu Rights Alliance ya kutetea emerging issues kama hii.

[The Barley Connoisseur 🥃🍻 @Jaramogi__]

@LahmLauren ..planter of the seed ndio ameamua kupush lil ninja into the frame just to clearly get the message accross.😂😂😂 Approach with caution.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Forever an Arsenal legend.

Happy birthday, Arsene Wenger ❤️

[Pan @pangrey123]

Job interviews be like, "What can you do?"

Dude, I'm a millennial born in the '90s. Just tell me what I need to know, & I'll master it in 3 days.

[Koome @koome_pedro]

Kama ni wewe umeniguzia Hapo eFootball na team inaitwa Linda mwananchi ikona vozinha, Marcelo, seedorf, attack ya Rooney ss na cf wawili diouf na Drogba Tafuta matiti ushike khasia.

[Mumo Musau @Don_Musau]

@koome_pedro Kuna design morio anaeza kufanyia madhambi kwa game ujue hajaona tits for a while😂😂

[Laura Kirk-Francis @LauraKirk12]

Good evening, divas

[Snr Michael💙❤️ @micdsnr]

bruno when he gets home tonight…

bruno: hola.

his son: hola papa, COMO estas?.

bruno:

[Yuvraj @ZianTheBuilder]

16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated

[Laura Kirk-Francis @LauraKirk12]

There is absolutely no ceiling to how much I enjoy Man United failing. The limit does not exist. It will never, ever get old.

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Alafu wakaweka game yetu saa moja ndio kila mtu ashuhudie tukiaibishwa mamaee

[Kijana ya KarU @kiprop_haron]

Hizi soda za skuizi haitokei kwa mapua

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Baba alituacha Real Madrid.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

You’re overdoing this losing thing. We want you to lose but not everyday. Have some shame ffs @ManUtd

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

The worst part about being from a third-world country is watching your potential get consumed by problems that should not exist in the first place.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Customer: "Leg of lamb for Sunday. There's eight of us."

Butcher: "For eight I'd do you a leg of mutton."

Customer: "Mutton. Isn't that what they ate in the war?"

Butcher: "It's what they ate every Sunday for eight hundred years. Lamb was the treat. Then the treat took over and the dinner went for dog food."

Customer: "What's the difference?"

Butcher: "Age. That lamb's about five months. This one's five years."

Customer: "Five years sounds old."

Butcher: "Five years is a ewe who's raised four lots of lambs on a hill, eaten nothing but grass, and retired. The lamb hasn't seen a winter. It's barely seen a Tuesday."

Customer: "Does it taste better?"

Butcher: "It tastes of something. Every year on that hill goes into the fat, and the fat's where the flavour lives. Darker meat, more iron, muscle that's done some climbing. Lamb tastes of being young, which is lovely, and so is a cup of warm water."

Customer: "I've heard it's tough."

Butcher: "Cook it like lamb and it'll fight you. Low oven, four hours, lid on, and it gives up without a word. I've hung it a fortnight. It's done most of the work already."

Customer: "My daughter won't eat lamb. Ethics."

Butcher: "Then she's on my side. Four months old, or five years outside with a family behind her and a quick end at the finish. If I had to pick one of those for myself I know which it'd be."

Customer: "She'll say neither."

Butcher: "She'll say neither over a leg of mutton, same as everybody else does. Then she'll have seconds."

[The woman behind him had come in for chops. She left with the other leg.]

Customer: "Go on then."

Butcher: "Tell them it's lamb if you must. They'll ask what you did to it."

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Everything is urgent in corporate until you ask for approval. 😂