Jared Rodgers

I never thought I'd say y'all but sometimes we have to accept the inevitable.

[Title Character @thick_flair]

22 years ago they went searching for America’s best singer and, amazingly enough, found it one the first try.

[Gretchen Lynn @Bubola]

I'm not saying I'm neurotic but my pillows have to go into the pillowcase tag first or I will literally die

[Corey's Datapad @coreyloses]

Kamino just taking that clone order and not following up with the Jedi, with the Jedi not getting any sort of invoice, really makes me question fraud prevention in Star Wars

[buck tooth cunt @Royal_McPoyle]

i bought a new car battery and it was like $220 and the girl at auto zone said “wanna see how much it would cost if you needed 99 of them?” and i said “okay” so she typed 99 in the quantity and the price went to $23000 and she said “thats how much it would cost” and i said “okay”

[Jared Rodgers @jared_rodgers]

@LisaMMcGee Just finished season 3 of #DerryGirls on Netflix and it was….perfect. This is a show I’ll be watching over and over. Thank you for creating this!!! So funny. So heartfelt. Such wonderful characters.

[Jared Rodgers @jared_rodgers]

@PoweredbyOWC Are you discontinuing the Thuderbolt 3 Pro Dock?? B&H just sent an emailing saying so! 😟 Any replacement dock with 10gb Ethernet??

[Jared Rodgers @jared_rodgers]

@Walmart 90% of the time I’m using your app it’s to locate something in stores. Did your app update remove store maps??

[Jared Rodgers @jared_rodgers]

@Delta I had to reschedule my flight next day due to so many delays. And when I finally arrived I found out my luggage never made it on the plane! 21 hours later still no luggage. Any help???

[Jared Rodgers @jared_rodgers]

I’m quietly waiting for @Apple to release a 16” M1 MacBook Pro. Ever so quietly tweeting about it.

[Jared Rodgers @jared_rodgers]

@cityutilities Just saw a transformer or something pop and light up very brightly near Lyon and Webster. And now there’s no power on the block 😬

[Jared Rodgers @jared_rodgers]

@mulaney

[Jared Rodgers @jared_rodgers]

@gregonepotato Please please please create a #CheerNetflix style docuseries about @DCI. I would watch the heck out of that.

[Jared Rodgers @jared_rodgers]

@MediacomCable On your Guided Support page, none of the options are links or buttons. They're just images... and you can't click on them. Any help here???

[Erin Sullivan @sullivem]

millennials don’t own homes because this quiznos commercial put a hex on us as children

[Jared Rodgers @jared_rodgers]

Nothing stresses me out more than the questions.... 1 or 2? 2 or 3? 3 or 4?

If you know, you know.

[Jared Rodgers @jared_rodgers]

I never thought I’d be a Grocery Store Loyalty Program type guy, but now so help me if you don’t scan my @HyVee Fuel Saver card I will NEVER forgive you.

[Jared Rodgers @jared_rodgers]

@kylescheele I was in the middle of responding, saying I wanted a horse sized cat...when I remembered tigers existed. And now I want a tiger.

[Jared Rodgers @jared_rodgers]

Don’t do drugs, kids. Instead, live for the moment when your song ends just as you’re pulling into your destination.
I imagine they produce similar levels of euphoria.

[Jared Rodgers @jared_rodgers]

Robots....the real stars of #SuperBowlLlll commercials.