Jared Alissandratos

Part time Jedi

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 10 random people who retweet this tweet $10,000 EACH! You must be following @Pulte and me so we can dm you if you win $10,000! Ends in 72 hours, will show proof ❤️

[Aliii @THEaliward]

I’m seriously the funniest person I know

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Search “idiot” on Google images.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Who tf watches regular TV anymore

[Jared Alissandratos @jaredalis]

@Anthony64699975 @mvxoxo_ @jpgelazin Who this bitch think she is

[Kyle Goldbloom @KGoldie_21]

Adulthood is low key lonely af. Everyone’s busy. Everyone sucks at texting. We all just work all day to come home and sleep to wake up and work again. On weekends you catch up on things you couldn’t do during the week. It’s all stupid.

[Jared Alissandratos @jaredalis]

@Anthony64699975 @LeonelHern37 @l_dizzle10 @TheDailyShow @michaelkosta I just want to be around for the first laser battle in space

[Mack @Mack_Brun]

When you wake up the morning after blacking out and you’re not hungover

[Leo @LeonelHern37]

Happy 4th y’all!!! I’m single so I’ll be shooting off my own fireworks tonight 🤪 #FourthofJuly2018

[Jared Alissandratos @jaredalis]

@whothehell_care @TMurray97 @LeonelHern37

[kenz @mackenzier67]

only the real ones will understand this✊🏽

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

CNN writes nicer things about brutal dictator’s sister than about our President https://t.co/zS0FZcEx3o

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

when you walk back into the party after throwing up https://t.co/LxpQDbEZug

[WSVN 7 News @wsvn]

SNOW IN FLORIDA! Check out this incredible video from Tallahassee just a few minutes ago, showing the snow coming down! ❄❄❄

(Video courtesy: Matt Schnippert @altotus)

[ديانا @Deeaaannna]

I don’t trust people who like Burger King

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

The Giants are 0-4.