Jared Mahalla

All opinions are mine and do not reflect anyone who gives me money.

[Austin Tichenor @austintichenor]

When @TheBearFX used Lin's voice in s1e7, it lifted that already brilliant one-take episode (and series) into the stratosphere. Lin *was* the Voice of Chicago. @93XRT

[FrankenGFX @[email protected] @FrankenGraphics]

Hey i was only going to add a few key bindings--

[Jared Mahalla @jaredm80]

My wife and I have hit the point in our relationship where I can’t remember if she hates that song, or if I hate that song.

[Jared Mahalla @jaredm80]

@RobVarak Shit I missed it Thursday and was 6/6 today, this doesn’t bode well

[Jared Mahalla @jaredm80]

Wordle 208 6/6*

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I need a cigarette after that

[Jared Mahalla @jaredm80]

Wordle 204 4/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩Thank god for “not in list” is all I’m saying

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

The only unskilled worker is Amelia Bedelia

[Adam Surak @AdamSurak]

You can’t upgrade log4j if AWS is down but at least you’re not vulnerable anymore

[Paul Johnston 🌍 non-exec/advisory @PaulDJohnston]

Retweet if you, as someone who works in tech, have ever considered quitting, buying a house away from people in the country (of whatever size), moving there, and never working in tech again.

[Jared Mahalla @jaredm80]

Thank you @ChiPartyAunt for the Quad Cities shoutout! Good luck collecting that last one! (Iowa side drools, Illinois side rules!) #ChicagoPartyAunt

[New Beverly Cinema @newbeverly]

HACKERS opened in theaters on this day in 1995.

[Jared Mahalla @jaredm80]

@RobVarak I always imagine them with lab coats and various beakers

[Jared Mahalla @jaredm80]

@RobVarak

[Jared Mahalla @jaredm80]

@RobVarak He wouldn’t be a part of any ideology that would have him as a member

[Jared Mahalla @jaredm80]

@jtizdal It comes so naturally to them 😀

[Jared Mahalla @jaredm80]

Thumper doing his best impression of the Evergreen.

[Jared Mahalla @jaredm80]

@jtizdal My favorite is where I take a screenshot or something, and then accidentally stare at that screenshot for a couple minutes instead of their screen

[Jared Mahalla @jaredm80]

One issue with the song Thriller. “The funk of 40,000 years”. Jesus died around 2,000 years ago. We dealing with zombie cavemen in this song?

[Jared Mahalla @jaredm80]

@pattonoswalt Douglas Douglas

[Jared Mahalla @jaredm80]

@zcallen Watched it with the kids a few years ago. Still holds up, and a positive family message!