Jared

God's Best | Sophisticated

[Jared @JareGreat]

#ThereIsASpecialHellForPeopleWho don't know that AKA is also known as also known as.

[Jared @JareGreat]

@itsMJ_Ke But hiyo si ni nyama

[Nyamisa Chelagat @Nyamisa_Chela]

Good morning.

[Jared @JareGreat]

The greatest victory is victory against self

[Fact @Fact]

Being alone is a power that very few can handle.

[Jared @JareGreat]

@KyaloIntel The lizard that jumped from the iroko tree

[Jared @JareGreat]

@KyaloIntel On what basis!?..?

[Jared @JareGreat]

My country Kenya

[Moses Myles✊ @Young_Pharmacie]

Bwana MURKOMEN. How did Ugandans end up getting Kenyan national IDs?

[Moses Myles✊ @Young_Pharmacie]

Bwana MURKOMEN. How did Ugandans end up getting Kenyan national IDs?

[Jared @JareGreat]

Tungejua....😥

[Amazing @kijanayamwingii]

Jacob Juma alituwarn lkn wapi 😭😭 will our country go back to normal?

[Jared @JareGreat]

I fully support

[LadyValor @lady_valor_07]

Do you support this?

[Jared @JareGreat]

In totality
#RejectFinanceBill2026

[Billy @MwangiHub]

Retweet WIDELY 📌

[Billy @MwangiHub]

Retweet WIDELY 📌

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

After overtaxing you, drowning you in debt and cooking the shadiest fuel deals in our history, this govt now wants applause for ‘negotiating’ a crisis it created.

They hike prices, blame a ‘global crisis’, then compromise a few loud voices into silence and call it leadership.

Kenya doesn’t need photo‑ops and KSh10 gimmicks on diesel. We need the extractive cartel state dismantled.

We must Reset, Restore & Rebuild Kenya #Ukombozi

@UGMParty @Maraga27 @ntvkenya @citizentvkenya @tv47digital @StandardKenya @TheStarKenya @NationAfrica

[Eric @amerix]

A man's end month:

"Daddy, new shoes for church. Mummy said the one I wanted was 2,000."

"Hello dear, also, don't forget to deposit Ray's fees tomorrow. It is 18,000 for Grade 5 pupils."

"Hello Dad, the WiFi isn't working. I have an online lesson for Research Writing this evening. Send 6,500 to pay for its reconnection."

"Hello parents, the Grade 10 Yellow will be going for a Mathematics trip to the Museum of Illusion, Nairobi. The cost of the trip per student is 15,000."

"Boss, the tree on the lower side fell on the cowshed. Fundi repaired it. Send 4,000."

"Hello, dear, my dad's monthly diabetes clinic is tomorrow. Send me 7,000 to fuel the car."

"Baba Ray, good afternoon. Ray took three bunches of bananas for cooking yesterday. The Bill is 1500."

"Bro, the vet treated mum's cow. I paid 100, the balance is 2,900."

"Boss, the balance on the previous repair of the sockets and bulbs was 6,000. Please send me so that I can pay the electrical shop."

"Bro, my husband was severely injured last night after a fight. We are fundraising for his head surgery. As my elder bro, send 3,000."

"Hello, sir, James, the janitor in the maintenance department, lost his wife. We are fundraising. Send 1,000."

"Boss, I will not be there on Wednesday, so bring your car for service tomorrow morning. The bill is 8,000."

"Hello, cousin, I was called for an interview but I don't have fare. Please send me 1,000 for fare and lunch."

"Praise God, brethren, Kevin's wedding committee will sit tomorrow. As the chairman, you will kickstart the fundraising with 25,000."

"Good evening, your gym subscription will end tomorrow. Please pay 2,500 to continue with your fitness classes without interruption. Thank you."

"Hi, I need a favour. My gas went off when I had just put the veggies on cooker. Please send me 3,000. I will refund you tomorrow."

To be a MAN is to bear responsibility for all things.
#MasculinitySaturday

[InspiroQuest @InspiroQuest]

Stop drinking water first thing in the morning after waking up.

Do this instead:

[Jared @JareGreat]

@YumeKissl We just want to confirm the smell of your pussy

[Eric @amerix]

In 2002, I bought my Safaricom line.

Ksh 2499.

I still use it.

It came in a metallic tin, with a booklet (a user manual), and a template for the SIM card.

It was preset on the Taifa Tariff.

Ksh 36 per minute billing during peak, and Ksh 27 per minute billing during off-peak.

Per-minute billing means that even if you talk for 32 seconds, you will be charged the per-minute rate.

At that time, KENCELL (later CELTEL, then ZAIN and now AIRTEL) was everyone's favourite carrier.

Safaricom was struggling to attract subscribers due to KENCELL's awkward commercials that portrayed Safaricom's network as sluggish and chaotic.

But, 2 months later, Safaricom reduced the price of its SIM cards to Ksh 99.

I almost went mad after spending KSH 2499 just two months earlier.

There were massive lines in Safaricom shops in Nairobi and Nakuru.

Nakuru, Kenyatta Avenue, next to Merica Hotel, was impassable for 1 week. There was a Safaricom shop there, and later a Samchi Telecom shop.

A lot of people had bought phones and kept them at home, especially Motorola T190 and Siemens C35, because they couldn't afford SIM cards or the cost of making calls.

A Motorola T190 was selling at KSH 17,999.

A Siemens C35 was selling at 11,499.

Safaricom immediately began selling locked mobile phones that could be used only with Safaricom SIM cards.

Later that year, Kibaki was overwhelmingly elected president, and his regime liberalised the telecommunications industry, and we began advancing in telecommunications technology.

We have come from far!

[Jared @JareGreat]

@Ishmaelthehost PIG

[Jared @JareGreat]

@HonOscarSudi You are his agenda
Exposing your type is his agenda and we're happy about it

[Jared @JareGreat]

@n_makhubele @BrunoSigwela Dermatologists on the TL

[Jared @JareGreat]

@gakii_patricia Ni mbayaa