Jake Parker

RHHS '17 / UMD '21

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

fucking incredible. massive W

[David Blattman @davidblattman]

Makes sense. John Krasinski just seems like an all-around great guy.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The infrastructure failures in Texas are quite literally what happens when you *don’t* pursue a Green New Deal.

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

88% of Texas electricity is supplied by natural gas or coal power plants.

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

i simply do not understand how it is humanly possible to stay on top of exercising and eating and cleaning and washing and admin and work and keeping in contact with people whilst also having time to 'sleep' and 'rest' how are the rest of you people doing this

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

Me 20 years from now watching Mac Miller’s tiny desk concert

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

just checking in

[jordan @JordanUhl]

unspeakably evil

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Hey the governor of Florida literally sent heavily armed cops to the house of a scientist yesterday who was whistleblowing on Covid numbers, took her computer and pointed guns at her children. I feel like this should be a much bigger story.

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

i would give anything to experience this for the first time again

[Mac @sleepyxunnyy]

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[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

good morning to men under 6ft and men under 6ft only

[Jake Parker @jarker376]

#sweepstakes

[Ty @FoxsinTy]

If you’re not mad at this, get mad.

[Geoff Bennett @GeoffRBennett]

As Pence claims credit, Pfizer says it did NOT join in the administration's partnership.

Pfizer head of vaccine development Dr. Kathrin Jansen told the NY Times: “We were never part of the Warp Speed ... We have never taken any money from the U.S. government, or from anyone.”