56 kelvin

he/him

[56 kelvin @JaronHemp]

@spectre0799 Thank you for doing this 🙏

[homo la flor. @raidenmontana]

My brother used to make us play this "game" where he would turn off the lights and we all just fight 😭

[Noah Weinstein @nweiny17]

Ok hear me out… When Chayka was hired lots of people were saying, “Nobody’s gonna trade with him, everyone hates him”

So what does he do? Intentionally gets fleeced on his first deal. Suddenly 31 GMs are flocking to see what else he’s willing to give away.

Now he gets to work.

[colin @bonyromo]

They’re doing doing pussy analytics and I’m one of the old assholes in moneyball who’s like look pal I know good pussy when I see it

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Daniel Susac’s family is celebrating him going three-for-three in his MLB debut except one child who’s having the worst time of his life

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Justin Herbert had the only other vote

[kurto @kurtos]

ever?

[Sam Kay @NYCSamKay]

Steve Daines: “The flood of Mexican meth…20 years ago in Montana, meth was homemade. It was homegrown.”

[Lebron James MD, MPH, JD @justsomeguyloI]

KD is so addicted to twitter that he’s probably dog-piling on himself from the third person right now because he wants to chop it up with NBA twitter so bad

[Rich Uncle Pennybags @runclepennybags]

Lmfao

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

"you should always adopt/rescue, its the only moral choice" - guys who couldn't get a dog pregnant if they tried

[James @exhaustdata]

The original has been lost to time but this is an extremely important post to me

[Nate @thenatewolf]

Advertising really works. Like when you’re at the grocery store trying to decide what cheese to buy, and then you remember Wayne Gretzky told you to gamble on sports on your phone.

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

doing an all-time bad job wrapping presents rn. weird tape, creasemaxxing. but boyfriends can't get in trouble for that so I'm relaxed and letting it rip

[lily @hondacrvthe3rd]

asked a dude in the checkout line if he happened to know what time it was and he said “like right now?”

[ash @ayedfy]

(to my visibly dissatisfied wife) ah, that’s capitalism for you

[Dave Kluge @DaveKluge]

Fox pregame show is in its bag this morning

[Greggory (43.5%) @greggtmasterson]

Not a joke this was during the Crawford AB