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Give the actual worst teams the top picks, or juggle and eat 3 apples

Adam Silver:

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

DEVELOPING: The NBA is discussing creating a tournament among lottery teams to determine draft order in order to stop tanking.

(via @ShamsCharania, h/t @flasportsbuzz)

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Derik Queen and Zion paint defense

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Jewtumbo

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Zion and Herb Jones were invited to the Danny Wolf block party.

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Nets go 10 deep in the 1st quarter, but Minott 0 minutes.

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Going jumbo vs a team that's terrible against bigs

[Erik Slater @ErikSlater_]

Nets starters tonight at New Orleans:

Demin
Wolf
Porter Jr.
Randle
Sharpe

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@arhooptalk Mazzulla too low?

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@carson_kea59538 Search Evan Mobley on twitter and then see if you still wanna do this

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@THENATUREBOY1 Does Sean know this?

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Are we tanking one of the few winnable games on the schedule? Where was this the past two years?

[Erik Slater @ErikSlater_]

Mikel Brown Jr. has been ruled out tonight vs. the Pelicans due to an illness.

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@Cerrone_Battle White Lebron

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Joe Tsai likes Sean Marks because he hoards cap space and then barely spends above the salary floor.

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Bro down so bad that he can't even afford to go to a barber

[Mingo ♚ @DMingo_]

Cam Thomas
Staying in game shape
A waiting next opportunity
Many NBA teams can use him now!
🪣🪣🪣

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@luvlancey Jet Howard archetype fails more often than not

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@luvlancey Define garbage

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How Joe Tsai viewed Jaylen Brown this summer

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Jaylen Brown was interested in being traded to the Brooklyn Nets, per @GwashburnGlobe

“Brooklyn management was wary because of his past support of Kyrie Irving during Irving’s controversial tenure with the team, which included a suspension over sharing posts on social media containing antisemitic tropes.”

(https://t.co/gQwb5rWvIr)

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@ErikSlater_ Not the best offensive possession if he pulls that 3. Play ends with him setting up Mo Wagner up for a pretty easy layup that he bricks.

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@NetsWorldBrasil Correction: Mike Brown

[Andrew Minott @drewminott]

@JarrettAlien Hmmmmmmm 🤔

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@InternetH0F

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@ErikSlater_ Why is Joshua Jefferson shooting 7 out of his 9 field goal attempts from 3 in the G League?

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@ly_yng And his direct backup has the second worst +/- on the team

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Nets +/- this season
Noah Clowney has a team worst -80
Dayron Sharpe leads with +4