Jarrod Rice

Undrafted. Chicago. Retweets are not endorsements. But 1200-word editorials in the NYT are.

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@MeghanMcCain This is the hard data I can get behind!

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First half Hawks last night vs second half magic tonight. Who wins?

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@KatieMiller Dumb

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@JDVance What the fuck dude…

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

You are defending the open killing of everyday Americans for exercising their Constitutional rights.

First, the mother of a 6 year old child. Now, an ICU nurse to veterans. Both shot at nearly point blank range.

All without reflection or remorse. People will not forget this.

[Amanda Litman @amandalitman]

“Please get the truth out about our son.”

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@NRA lol

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@snobworthy @Brett_A_Taylor Probably for a ballroom donation.

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@JaneOrrickMD I’m

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I get called Grinch for wanting the tree down 12/26. I guarantee if the Grinch got rid of every tree the day after Christmas, he’d be a legendary town hero.

[Henry-K @ariksbruen]

Of the two days, am I the only one who actually prefers Christmas EVE to Veterans Day?

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@CaseyBHead Imagine sitting in your rocking chair sippin’ a tea on this porch while it collapses on your head 🫶

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@SenSchumer Resign please

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Nothing triggers a red light like my carsickness

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@SenSchumer Who you like for mayor, Charles?

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@Bill__Cat @Fsullivan503 @notcapnamerica The funniest part is that the apron she’s holding looks like a tape measure. But it only goes up to 96 inches.

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@Jim_Jordan

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@JoshPhillipsPhD @MorePerfectUS lol

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@YahooSports @NiseiLounge @ChuckGrassley

[Henry-K @ariksbruen]

“Tylenoltism: Are we being red and blue pilled”

@seanhannity free headline, if you want more I’m working freelance as a writer after losing my farmer job.