jslyn

hi

[jslyn @jasewyn]

I love Patrick :)

[jslyn @jasewyn]

I’ve been steadily grieving since 2016!

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@cowajunga $5

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@car0narita Yeah

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Spending my Friday evening making a chicken casserole with heart shaped carrots... idk who I am anymore.

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@watertoxemia I thought this said pescatarian at first..

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Why am I not surprised that Carolyn has a pair of baby pink Juicy Couture moccasins, and actively wears them?

[jslyn @jasewyn]

I’m in pain :-)

[jslyn @jasewyn]

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[jslyn @jasewyn]

Has anyone ever noticed the casinos address? Lmao

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[jslyn @jasewyn]

Thinking about the patterns in every boy I’ve ever truly loved and every single one of them excessively eats soft serve ice cream, like they down a cone in less than ten seconds.

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@5hel8y I rlly do love chaos. I thrive on it.

[jslyn @jasewyn]

I’ve only had four boyfriends and they’ve all been fire signs. Like what does that say about me lol

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@maxi_radd Tarpon springs! It’s a little Greek town, when me and Carolyn went to Florida it was our favorite part!

[jslyn @jasewyn]

@CeeLoGreen can you give my BFF @_zestysauce_ a birthday shout out? She’s your biggest fan 🥳🤠

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@5hel8y A delicacy

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@5hel8y Gonna start promoting Chef Boyardee bloody Mary’s

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@5hel8y I ate the meat pockets literally the day after you left. 🤠👉👈