Jason Shaffer

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@RandPaul I hope you’re held accountable for this waste of time and taxpayer dollars. Fuck you.

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@StevenCheung47 Fuck you.

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@JomboyMedia The entire league is laughing at him for that goofy face paint too.

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@eat_dc That fried okra is crazy good!

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@StephenM You are the world’s dumbest fucking vampire.

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@WhiteHouse Trashing it up, I see.

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@WhiteHouse Yes, ultimately President Trump will be tried, convicted and sentenced. It always works out well in the end.

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@SecKennedy I wouldn’t eat a damn thing that was anywhere near you. Go milk Kid Rock again.

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Your father still doesn’t love you.

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@StephenM Don’t forget your fucking pedophile boss in the White House.

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@CalltoActivism That’s what it looks like when someone shits their pants mid stride.

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@wolflovesmelon You are a true inspiration. Thank you for your sacrifice.

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@eat_dc We really aren't that far away from the first $100 dozen donuts.

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@wolflovesmelon Thank you for all that you do. Please be safe.

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@SecDuffy Shut up and do your job.

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@StevenCheung47 You cannot recall the last time you had a solid bowel movement.

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@StevenCheung47 I've been told your shitstained penis looks exactly like your head.

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@StevenCheung47 you are projectile diarrhea embodied in human form.

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@StevenCheung47 You are a very soft bowel movement in human form.

[Jason Shaffer @jason202]

@StevenCheung47 Your head looks like a giant turd with eyes.