Jordan Aste

just me trying to do my thing.

[Jordan Aste @jaste03]

Just a great view tonight at @jtimberlake! Stoked I paid $160 for these! @vivintarena great job.

[Jordan Aste @jaste03]

I always get twitter back during the bachelor, scroll through my feed, get disappointed in people, and delete again.

[Jordan Aste @jaste03]

It was such a blessing to not see everyone sweating balls at the rose ceremony @BachelorABC #finland

[Jordan Aste @jaste03]

@Mallred24 Newport Beach tinder success/fail stories.

[Jordan Aste @jaste03]

I watched a guy pee inside of a Starbucks. Right next to me. And act as if he did nothing.

[Jordan Aste @jaste03]

@ashnyman @maroon5 @KSL5TV @FM1003 genuinely thought you won this when I first saw it and freaked out for you.

[Taylor @tkneilson]

I didn't do any laundry I needed to this weekend. But I drank hella squeeze-its and worked out.

[Jordan Aste @jaste03]

So who wants to come on a field trip with me and 26 first graders to the children's museum tomorrow? I'll buy you lunch.

[Courtney Ruttan @cruttan16]

Currently a popsicle ❄️

[nathan zed @NathanZed]

when you on FaceTime with her and you just watching her eat but she still look cute as hell

[Jordan Aste @jaste03]

@colbyajohnson keep it on the DL. 😂 Twitter fam is the number 1 fam. TYSM.

[Derrick @D_Ricky1]

A reality show about how the kids of mommy bloggers turn out in real life.

[Jordan Aste @jaste03]

@bradensthompson @CaitJustine @Cariloha they are similar to sleeping in between clouds.

[Jordan Aste @jaste03]

@Mallred24 let's get them for pipers bday. Yes yes yes

[Jordan Aste @jaste03]

@Mallred24 hahahahahahahahahaha

[Jordan Aste @jaste03]

I need someone to teach me how to French braid my hair. And by teach I mean come to my house everyday and do it for me.

[Jordan Aste @jaste03]

Voting is hard when your state judges don't have wiki pages or twitter accounts. #whoareyou #Election2016

[Latter-day Saint Quotes @LDSquotable]

"No matter what your past has been, you have a spotless future." - Hugh B. Brown

[rachel @rachman93]

DAILY WORKOUT ROUTINE
*locations may vary*

1. Put workout clothes on

2. Get in car

3. Drive to burger joint