J̣̌ąvOʻ🤲🏽

na figure vile ya ku get figures 🫡

[J̣̌ąvOʻ🤲🏽 @javann_]

@ian__ke That's what comes into my mind.

[MCHONYI @mchonyi9]

Hiyo siku ARVs babes walilimana, TL ilikuwa inanuka tu ukimwi.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kuna mtambo tuliweka pande ya Two rivers wale jamaa wamenipea refferal ya nguvu namna atari sana kwa NGO. Na unajua NGO wanalipanga yote once,these pipo have liquidity like nonsense! Hapa mambo ikienda msuri vijana mimi ata nawesa hamia karen. Contract ya million kumi na moja deposit ikiingia tu namna hii disemba inanipata South Africa,niko tu pale naskiza jazz, mziki wa matajiri,na sigara size ya kifagio,inaitwa cigar! sportsman nawachia mafundi ya maji. Bibi niingise gumbaru school asome ata homescience,ndio ajishikilie kabla nirudi kutoka malishoni

Mimi nipotee kidogo kwa hawa wanaitwa baddies,kama hii inaitwa eve maina sasa. Huyu kwanza nalipia flight private jet mpaka Johannesburg. Kasi pale itakua ni kuswaga,naswaga yeye kama Eurobond! Akisema aki polo im tired,natwanga yeye 100 sausand,ngufu inarudi. Kabla january ifike ako na mimba ya miesi tatu,eih! Akiamungu apa mbele mambo inaenda kuchemka. Mungu baba hii kampuni ya Keensight tumeiweka mikoni mwako,manake ni wewe uliandika na ukasema man shall not live by bread alone. Khabusie!

[Medulla of Lang'ata @Ian_yuko_tu]

Hio ni unyama bana.

[Mapesa Kuria, OGW @Kushmapesa]

Morio wangu ameingia Australia na last words ameniacha nazo ni wife Yake asiwahi lack anything nkiwa.
I intend to honour his order.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Before Raila died he called me to his house in Karen and told me kijana yangu huyu Eve maina nataka uoe yeye. That was Mzees dying wish

[Xent @Xentx0]

Don't let the fact that I'm deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you're in the presence of a genius.

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

When Harry Kane finally lands in Nairobi and meets Kenya Cane

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Nimepigia one of my high school old friends I haven't heard from him in like 5 years kumjulia hali akadai "ata ni mungu amekutuma" nikajua hapo nimejipeana.

[Sundari🔖 @PakkintiSundari]

When you're so cooked that you
start smiling at your own situation

[LEE @authenttick]

seeing adult identical twins is weird asf, you're too old for that shit

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

mnafikiria hio maandamano gen z walifanya wakikula teargas na marisasi ndio wachague kalonzo of all the people??huwa mnanishangaza saana haha.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

You can never truly know the real character of a woman until she has leverage over you.

[Eric @amerix]

The oldest Gen-Z is currently 29 years old.

Anyone above 29 [to 45] is a millennial.

[Rebel @rebelde_ke]

You would think men use condoms to fuck each other.

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

Thats a fence

[Klaus @Martoh__]

Leo ndio mara yangu ya kwanza kuona ngombe imebebwa na farasi

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

If you spit this out people around you watakuwa wameona cha mtema kuni

[Unkonfined @Kabetes11]

payday with no kids, no girlfriend . just me and me alone💸💸

[βοβ👾 @bobtweets_]

Kfc mtaani I was unfamiliar with your game

[Pinn💥 @PinnaColadaa_]

Moi à 9 ans quand ma mère me demandait de surveiller derrière elle pendant qu’elle retirait de l’argent.