Javier de Vries

dua lipa supporter, seed oil disrespecter // nyc // 1x 🐡sting ray survivor // future 2x sting ray victim

[Javier de Vries @javiergupta]

You come to me…on the day of my cousins zoom bat mitzvah?

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Being unemployed means ive been shirtless in the background of dozens of photos people have taken in Elizabeth st garden over the past 2 weeks

[stewmfie ( ch5 spoilers ) @gowonmode]

s18e7 heart burn

s19e5 la famiglia guy

s18e18 better off meg

im gonna say s13e2 the book of joe but its way too general

s15e7 high school english

ill guess s13e7 stewie chris & brians excellent adventure but im not confident

tough but final answer s12e15 secondhand spoke

[Javier de Vries @javiergupta]

my iPhoto memories is actively trying to make me k*ll myself

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@kingdragonitis Crying

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@JoePostingg Fremen are descendants of Islamic peoples from far in the past tracing back to Earth (per the books). So not exactly “coded” per se

[Iwaspoisoned.com @iwaspoisoned_]

Chips Ahoy, Walmart Supercenter, Loudon Road, Latham, NY - On 2/16/24 around 4:30pm, I bought a pack of chips a hoy, family size cookies. Around9:30pm, when i opened the package for the first time, I noticed that none of the cookies were whole and they were all crumbled. I let that go, and ate them anyway; however soon after eating them about a minute later, the roof of my mouth started burning. 4 minutes later, it started peeling almost as if I drank hot coffee without knowing. I will be following up with medical in the am. https://t.co/gHAtUXiutz

[Javier de Vries @javiergupta]

Kneeling out the clock so hard at work i just thoroughly washed my hands (after only pissing!) to kill more time

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Always interesting when some random shithole restaurant on your street clearly went viral on tik tok and went from having minimal foot traffic to lines down the block overnight

[Beckaroo Banzai @beckyjane02]

Arrakis Nights Crew makin Spicy Steaks

[Javier de Vries @javiergupta]

I know what i need to do (rewatch Wind River), but i dont know if i have the strength to do it

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cc: @GeebMinister @bigcontentguy

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Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 3: Brotherhood of the Jorking Peanits

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@itisnotabby Wortthhhhhhh itttttttt

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Would describe this onion as more “gleeful” than joyous

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@itisnotabby I ALWAYS HATED IT

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Can i say something

[Doom Coming @Getthebagcoach]

Son made homemade paper (yes homemade) so he could make a journal for his girlfriend on all the dates they went on the past yr and gave it to her for Christmas….

[Maybe: Papi Women Neglecter vol 5 @JuicegawdinPriv]

This lobster Mac and cheese from H&R Block 🔥