Jay Kay

A Black Rat, motorcyclist and Admirer of the magnificent Great British Engineering and Industrial heritage.

[Jay Kay @Jay_Kay73]

@SurreyCouncil come on, when will your Highways Team do anything about the ATS outside Hoe Valley School on the A320. Loads of reports recently of incorrect phasing causing delays on your reporting page. Took 3 phases to get through the lights from 200m away at 1845 tonight!

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Anticipation is building for @greatestgather but so is the queue to get in - at least half a mile along to Osmaston Road. It's mad so many people have a love of the railways.

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@Broadsword999 Bet Sadiq Khan wishes he could charge for tractors in the LEZ and ULEZ. He must be getting cold sweats thinking of the cash he missed out on today!

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I hope that when the @transportgovuk takes on the @SW_Help franchise that the problem of Rolling Stock availablity is urgently addressed on the WoE line. 2 trips via SAL this week. Short formed & standing. Pressure needed on @GWRHelp for Cardiff/P'mouth route with the same issue.

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It's good to see that @BBCNews is producing accurate news. Rail Delays at Bristol Temple Meads but we can't be bothered to get a phot of departures board so here's the bus info instead 🤦 If you can't get the simple detail right how can we have confidence in anything you report?!

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@Broadsword999 Congrats. Time flies when you're having fun doesn't it 🙂

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It would appear my @GWRHelp train to Bristol has the same mood as me today 🤣 #CBA

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@PropperCop @UKCopHumour I learned a long time ago, knife tube in my kit bag containing a fork, knife & spoon. Never had to scavenge for cutlery & have never needed to try & eat a pot noodle or whatever random meal I've got with a tea spoon (after all, every office still manages to have 1 of them)

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@swr @transportgovuk I regularly use SWR services towards Salisbury & beyond from Woking. I buy a ticket for a seat but rarely get one often due to short formations. Rolling stock needs urgent bolstering. How about redundant class 221s? Or mk5a of ex TPE? Anything really!

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I'm feeling sorry for @SW_Help staff at Salisbury today. They are having to deal with constantly changing info from their control centre over which of the late running trains are going where & which is 1st. They are keeping a level head. Well done for managing a crap situation.

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@KAR110S They were hoping for a wheelie good start from pole but.......... 😁

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@fesshole Do what we did as kids so we could enjoy the frustrations of the knock down ginger recipient - find the thinnest of fishing line, tie it to the door knocker & then hide in a bush, pull the line, knock knock, who's there? No bas'tard. Door closes & you knock again. Much fun 😁

[Jay Kay @Jay_Kay73]

@fesshole You gonna use ChatGPT to come up with your defence in court? Maybe the magistrates should use AI to determine your sentence too as it certainly won't take into account any bull you come up with.

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@Broadsword999 He talks of the hurt caused to the armed forces & veterans, for which he should be rightly sorry, but what of the harm to the Policing family? Reputation of the service takes a kicking again & officers who admired his tough stance & real world policing outlook have been hurt too.

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@fesshole "Ladies & Gentlemen, this is your captain. I am afraid that due to an explosive decompression in Economy we are returning to Heathrow. The cabin crew will be conducting a head count & issuing emergency ear plus & breathing apparatus for those closest to the ongoing incident"

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@Broadsword999 And yet the local MP insists that there are more Officers on Surrey's streets than ever before. What they failed to see is that it's only just at the levels they were 15 years ago!

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@fesshole I had to stop trying because the last time I tried I ripped a hole in the space/time continuum and we ended up with Trump and Boris in charge, oops!

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@MailOnlineVideo @SW_Help @networkrail I don't appear to have received that message but if you were going to ask if you can use that video then feel free.

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@SW_Help currently having 'mare between Woking and Amazingstoke due to this tree south of Woking. Down fast and slow and up fast blocked. @networkrail orange army working to clear it.

[Jay Kay @Jay_Kay73]

@SW_Help @networkrail And there is a further tree down between Walton and Weybridge. Good luck to anyone trying to get to or from London this afternoon!