Jay Lassiter

Award-winning writer and podcaster. Long-time court jester of NJ politics. Pro-abortion and pro-weed.

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

I’m in Dallas cleaning out the entire contents of my dear & departed (gay) Uncle David’s home.

It’s… a lot. A 🧵maybe?

[kacesq @kacesq]

I remain amused that Tom Kean Jr, son of two term Gov, family name on a university, decides the path of attack against his opponent is that she's a millionaire. I hope his race is called at 8:01

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

@INSIDER__NJ Oy

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

@PorkRollPatriot @KeanForCongress I learned what IP address in 2006 about the same time Tom Junior did.

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

When this dumbass @KeanForCongress ran for US Senate back in 2006, his idiot staffers posed on my blog as “concerned Democrats” from the same IP address as their campaign HQ. I didn’t even know what an IP address was until a reporter from The New York Times (who called for comment about Tom’s deception) explained it to me.

[Tom Kean @KeanForCongress]

In typical @RebeccaForNJ07 fashion, she can’t tell a straight story to New Jersey voters.

Her latest ad features someone claiming to support her “as a Republican.” The truth? He’s actually a local Democrat party leader. If you have to fake bipartisan support in your ads, it means voters are seeing right through the act.

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

@NJSenDems @LouGreenwald @NJRHAssociation The best way to keep these small businesses opening and thriving is to improve the quality of the food and service.

Like have you actually eaten at Ponzio’s lately?

[Analilia Mejia for NJ @AnaliliaForNJ]

Republicans want credit for their “Big Beautiful Bill.”

They cut food assistance for 5 million people, including 1.5 million kids, to pay for tax breaks for billionaires.

On November 3rd, we vote them out.

[Koren Frankfort @KorenFrankfort]

When your friends go to Congress, then run into your mom protesting, or encouraging voting, or any combo of the two, then text you from the protest, you tweet it. Obvi... Give em hell, Congresswoman and mom. #gotv @AnaliliaForNJ @jay_lass

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

I love watching Russians cry

[UkrSportBase 🇺🇦 | Olympics @Ukrsportbase]

Russian gymnast Angelina Melnikova breaks down in tears after the Netherlands refused to issue her a visa.

She will miss the World Artistic Gymnastics Championships.

Melnikova is known for her support of Russia's aggression against Ukraine.

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

Hahhahaha @HarrisonNeely all that boot looking for nothing! CHUMP!!!!

[Shane Goldmacher @ShaneGoldmacher]

TRIAGE NEWS: The Congressional Leadership Fund and Trump's super PACs are cutting off their first GOP incumbents in NJ-7 and IA-1 as the party races to avoid more widespread losses in final three weeks.

Also giving up OH-1 and MI-8.

New at NYT —> https://t.co/DDJg5ncc9n

[Saint Javelin @saintjavelin]

Russia bombs Ukrainian schools, kills civilians in their sleep: SILENCE

Ukraine bombs a couple Russian bot farms:

[Covie @covie_93]

You're laughing, someone's racist uncle on Facebook lost his girlfriend in the Russian bot farm fire and you're laughing!

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

Oh boy @wxpnfm hitting us with Christmas music awfully early this year! Are we being punished for something?

[Chris Evert @ChrissieEvert]

Why are the "haters" attacking @CocoGauff ? She did everything within the rules. Honestly, Coco is the most genuine, thoughtful, humble human being you'll ever find. She is loved by everyone in the Tennis world. It's really disturbing to see her going through this turmoil.#kindness

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

There will be dancing in the streets. And probably cocaine if we’re being honest.

[Woke Former Senator @WokeMitt]

Top five cities to be in when it finally happens:

1. New York City
2. Los Angeles
3. Minneapolis
4. San Francisco
5. Chicago

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

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[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

NOT AT CHILI’S BABY

10.99 for a burger with fries, bottomless chips and salsa and unlimited drink.

[Gabrielius Landsbergis🇱🇹 @GLandsbergis]

Genocide wasn't a strong enough reason to close Europe's borders for Russian tourists, but perhaps we might find the threat of the Black Death unacceptable?

[Mike @hammerito]

we went from Hitler Youth Pope to two (2) Jesuits and turned the whole franchise around

[Coco Gauff @CocoGauff]

@HHuotui hey everyone, you can dislike me or disagree about what happened without being racist. the amount of racist comments/dms I’ve received in the last few hours is insane. Lastly, I ‘m not a cheater or a thief.

[shannon. 🇵🇸 @ohheyitsshanaj]

The American Protestant mind cannot comprehend the spiritual power of the Irish Catholic Atheist

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

Dale Caldwell continues to “not be a distraction” in creative ways.

[HoldThatThought @HoldThatShow]

so, about that girlfriend, and the job. @DaleCaldwell explains the context behind the claim that he pressured others in state govt. to hook his g/f up with a job. @GovSherrillNJ #stafferone FULL INTERVIEW HERE: https://t.co/92kzmS6vMg