Jay Lassiter

Award-winning writer and podcaster. Long-time court jester of NJ politics. Pro-abortion and pro-weed.

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

I’m in Dallas cleaning out the entire contents of my dear & departed (gay) Uncle David’s home.

It’s… a lot. A 🧵maybe?

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

@grok can you please edit this picture so my friend Reggie’s eyes are open?

[CJ Griffin @CJGriffinEsq]

At least two credentialed photojournalists were arrested this weekend. This is a very serious problem. Journalists are our documentarians.
https://t.co/RniGZUfwBz

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

Hey @grok who is in this photograph with Nadia Comaneci and what is happening here?

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The world is depressing so here’s some good news! Serena Williams is back on tour!

[Serena Williams @serenawilliams]

Good news travels fast.

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

Why are people so mad at me about this tweet? Jesus fucking Christ it was a Bruce Springsteen concert! Was I supposed to not enjoy it?

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I heard the greatest guitar solo in the history of guitar solos @springsteen @ @tmorello perform Ghost of Tom Joad last night in South Philly.

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

It would’ve been a lot easier to take your cranky reply as constructive if you had included a link to a better guitar solo which I’m still hoping you’ll consider doing.

I’ve never been to a Springsteen show before so you’ll have to forgive me for being blown away so late in life.

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

I heard the greatest guitar solo in the history of guitar solos @springsteen @ @tmorello perform Ghost of Tom Joad last night in South Philly.

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

@TeddyS155 @springsteen @tmorello Your extremely cranky unsolicited message could’ve actually actually included a suggestion for a better guitar rift. But I guess we’ll have to classify that under “Missed opportunities” lol

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@submarinr1 @springsteen @tmorello You took time out of your Trump propaganda to yuck my Yum

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@nosenkoscott If they voted for Trump then hahahha otherwise oh bummer!

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@APgelston @springsteen @tmorello It rewired my brain

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Is @StevieVanZandt’s guitar the Ukraine flag colors?

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@JKozey Not a single woman on this earth desires you. Not the ugly ones. Not the pretty ones. Not the in-between ones. None of them.

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

The first word of his Twitter profile is “God”

[SouthernKumintor @JKozey]

@MattFutterman @TheAthletic and that cunt is gone

[Jay Lassiter @jay_lass]

@JKozey And I’m glad that you do not possess the qualities and traits that women desire. Which is why you will always be ugly, stupid, angry, and alone.

#God

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@Carlos_Frias @USATODAY We love good news! Congrats!

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@Carlos_Frias I’ll never hear the word “muzzle” the same ever again after learning about your father and your loss.

Such is your powerful, poetic way with words.

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@MBonvoyAssist Thank you!!!

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Hey @MarriottBonvoy how does the electronic key thing work if I have a traveling companion? Do they need the app as well or can I just get them a key card?

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@MakeItWayne151 I appreciate your self-awareness cause a lot of tennis fans are surprisingly meanspirited about Ukrainian players recounting their wartime trauma.