Jay Bourke

Full-time coffee mad scientist / Freelance medical picture-taker / Teaching kids what I learned late / Thoughts for me only

[Jay Bourke @jayb80]

@gplama Pb distance ? ❌
Pb speed ? ❌
Pb power ? ❌

Siri, are you not entertained?

[Prof Brendan Crabb @CrabbBrendan]

Colin’s a quietly spoken superhero. He doesn’t wait for the world to catch on, he just gets on & does great stuff. For the sake of our kids, teachers, families & wider society pls read this fabulous Hayley Gleeson piece & check out https://t.co/7I0a2xo2AT https://t.co/3NlI2kFfNE

[Jay Bourke @jayb80]

@N_Squillari https://t.co/o9j3P88KZW

[Jay Bourke @jayb80]

My parents had tattslotto.
I have @MrBeast
Same same but different.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Jay Bourke @jayb80]

@chris_steff *Campy with thumb shifting

[Jay Bourke @jayb80]

@LadyDoctorSays Kids don’t get sick

Kids get might sick but don’t spread

Kids get sick some spread but don’t hospitalise

Kids get sick, spread, a few die but they had co-morbidity so meh

Kids get sick, spread, some die, but it’s good for them; toughens them up 🥴

Ah all good then mate 👍

[Norman Swan @normanswan]

A great piece of data journalism and visualisation. You’ll be amazed. This square is the average Australian salary – see how it compares to the size of planned t… https://t.co/ynapWXnrVv

[Jay Bourke @jayb80]

@gplama And this is the head of the Skipton Rail Trail.

Why not invest in the walkers, wildlife explorers, horse riders and cyclists that seek out this route?

Why not celebrate Mars, a Ballarat icon?

The trail head is more scrapyard than tourist destination.

[Jay Bourke @jayb80]

Farmer.
Headache.
His wife made him come in.

[Nico Gagelmann @NicoGagelmann]

😳

Diagnosis?
Treatment?

#MedTwitter

[Jay Bourke @jayb80]

@nomad_penguin @NjbBari3 @AshaRaoRMIT Us too . 2016 Skoda. Not considered a fancy car either.

The button, usually in an odd location, looks like wifi signal. It’s used to cancel the alarm.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

@JoePompliano Crazy. If anyone wants to reach 100M people for less then $7M just let me know 😂

[Jay Bourke @jayb80]

@LadyDoctorSays Geez I really thought ChatGPT would be better than this

[Jay Bourke @jayb80]

@DrKate_Miller Love that you shared this roller coaster ; good job mum @DrKate_Miller .

How boring would life be boring without kids, hey ? 😊

[Jay Bourke @jayb80]

@DrKate_Miller And any good teacher is thrilled with attendance, regardless of how late

[Jay Bourke @jayb80]

@DrKate_Miller Hugs

[Jay Bourke @jayb80]

@DrKate_Miller And check yourself too: easy to say, so hard to do, but kiddo be feeding off you.

If u can ignore pressure of time, find that really helps. Sit, share, when kiddo is ready let’s do this together, reinforce little achievements.

[Henry Madison @RageSheen]

Imagine having a health minister who openly talked about Covid possibly causing incurable damage to the immune system.

https://t.co/5kVkun72vs

[Colin Kinner @ColinKinner]

Australian schools can apply for $25k funding for COVID mitigations such as improving ventilation and purchase of HEPA filters. Applications close 24 Feb.

https://t.co/nKyDCZqZbv

[Jay Bourke @jayb80]

@N_Squillari Beautiful circuit. Tough enough to be ALWAYS unpredictable. Easy enough to invite anyone to have a crack.

200yo buildings, crowd literally hanging from balconies, kids playing on the grass in centre of loop, see riders 2x per lap from ANY vantage point, west facing sunsets ✅

[Jay Bourke @jayb80]

@N_Squillari Savage race this year.
Some big names popping while attempting to bridge to break with first 1/4 of race knowing it could be ‘that’s all folks.’
1st time I have seen the peleton lapped on that circuit: like I said savage. Killer.