jordan.

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

Every time a dude starts a conversation with me on a dating app and then stops answering mid conversation I grow stronger and more powerful.

[jordan. @jaydee98]

I got @AdoreDelano!! 💕💕🖤. Be my drag mommy please 😘. https://t.co/shvenzbqzE

[jordan. @jaydee98]

@AdoreDelano Yaaaaas. Come join us nice people 🤗

[jordan. @jaydee98]

Check out my favorite boutique! https://t.co/kdiMY7aM8i

[jordan. @jaydee98]

"But my vagine is platinum" #TheBachelor

[Superman @SupermanTweets]

Swipe up to see me fly!

Enjoy...

[chels @_chelshagen]

"So now I'm way too scared to do an over the jean cock rub because I'm just like, where's the cock gonna be?" - roomie talk 👭

[jordan. @jaydee98]

"I fell in love with him like you fall asleep. Slowly, then all at once."

[King Petty 👑 @guessmyname]

@VIRGINRadioYYC #tweetfortuition #sait #ArchitecturalTechnologies

[jordan. @jaydee98]

Join me on @ipsy! http://t.co/iqtlI31jIu Makeup bags for just $10/month. Use my link & I get a free goodie. https://t.co/Pj42CBZb25

[jordan. @jaydee98]

Another year, another res room.

[jordan. @jaydee98]

"I've tried my best to let go of you, but I don't want to."

[jordan. @jaydee98]

"You know my swag, not my story. I think ghandi said that." #wisewordsfromjacob

[jordan. @jaydee98]

i just wanna go to sleeeeep

[jordan. @jaydee98]

on another note, why is it so goddamn hot in this office?!

[jordan. @jaydee98]

get to go to calaway park with the kidlets tomorrow! im so excited to go out for the whole day!

[jordan. @jaydee98]

had to deal with 2 tantrums at the same time today. that was fun. got slapped by a 2 year old.

[jordan. @jaydee98]

"after, can we go back and learn?" #quotesfromafouryearold

[jordan. @jaydee98]

"I think you know I like you a lot, and your about to miss your shot. Are you gonna kiss me or not?"