João Lucas Fraga

Escritor, autor de "Ninja Angel Sayuri: a Lenda da Otaku" e vários outros contos.

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@Footballtweet We can do it in exchange for a redo of the 7x1, let's get this show on the road, folks, I'm TOTALLY in! :D

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@FreshyKanal Sure, thanks. Side note, the raps you produce are amazing!

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@EmmanuelMacron So, am I to assume France wouldn't react if, say, Algeria began shelling Marseilles? Since that's pretty much what you're demanding of Iran?

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@mark_slapinski Short answer: yes.
Long answer: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssss.............

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@globalmonito @FT They owe you nothing. We owe you nothing. The world owes America nothing. You break it, you buy it, that simple. You're big boys, you can figure it out.

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@ClaroBrasil Tá dando problema para atualizar a senha do Wi-Fi pela Claro? Isso é geral? Tentei várias vezes pelo app e online e não consegui. Liguei para uma atendente, ela falou que tava tendo instabilidade. Tem previsão de retorno? (Note, não xinguei vcs nem falei palavrão :P)

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@turned123 @FabioA @elonmusk So the Chinese and the Japanese, by your logic, are the "good" race, not whites?

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@NYPDPC I mean, policemen are allowed to respond with commensurate force.

So... Just throw snowballs at the folks throwing snowballs at them.

Problem solved.

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@ValentinaForUSA @PeteHegseth Given that Trump is in the Epstein files, that comment aged like the finest of all milks...

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@emd_worldwide @jairbolsonaro Why is the US government getting involved and taking "actions" at all with regards to what OUR Judicial system does in the first place? The US is LITERALLY the "another country" that's been trying to influence the case. Well, congrats: the US succeeded, it influenced the case!

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@Haddad_Fernando O plano de socorro em relação às tarifas incluirá tradutores?

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@KatiaAbreu Errado. Ele sabe PERFEITAMENTE BEM o que desencadeou e está apostando nisso para nos forçar a deixar impune um sujeito que tentou dar um golpe de estado.

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@gustavogodoydel Desculpa: "como virou"? Você SABE quem é o pai dele, certo?

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@BrazilBrian Give me one reason to ever trust Republicans ever again. Heck, give me one reason to ever trust the American leadership ever again.

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@elonmusk Well, it passed, Elon. Will you put your money where your mouth is?

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@DHSgov @Grok explain the Streisand Effect to a five-year-old.

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@HugoMottaPB Art. 53, p. 3: Recebida a denúncia contra o Senador ou Deputado, por crime ocorrido após a diplomação, o STF dará ciência à Casa respectiva, que, (...) pelo voto da maioria de seus membros, poderá, até a decisão final, sustar o andamento da ação.

Você FOI alfabetizado, certo?

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@istoeserio Prezado Manuel Cardoso: após consultas com meus compatriotas, optou-se por aceitarmos o nome de Novo Novo México em troca da cooperação no sentido da mudança de nome de Portugal. Como não somos mais Brasil, vocês passarão a se chamar Guiana Neoneomexicana. Grato! :)

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@JDVance @Mikel_Jollett How about YOU figure out how to fix the mess YOU made when YOU deported him illegally due to YOUR mistakes, o proud member of the Party of Personal Responsibility? YOU caused the problem, YOU solve it, instead of whining like a child that you can't do anything. It's YOUR mess.

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@jk_rowling @johnboyne The clearest evidence that you were never afraid of what trans people might do to women in the bathroom, and you just wanted to be horrible instead, is the fact that you are now mad that asexuals DON'T sexually do anything to anyone anywhere, and you're STILL bothering them.