Jay Miles

Mid life crisis comedian and professional me.

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@bojanmiovskii @AberdeenFC Legend

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@Bunniplayer1 Did you put bin out for the bin guy?

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@Bunniplayer1 Anecdotal evidence doesn't count.

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Nobody genuinely likes olives https://t.co/bgJC9oyfpD

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@Oopsadaisy10 @lightning__dolt @NewsForAIl Protecting my arse from what? If someone came wearing that outdated uniform I'd probably die laughing.

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@offtheballbbc Never enjoyed cricket but my dad loved it. When he was in hospital before he died I asked him what he wanted to do with his ashes. The mere mention of ashes. His face lit up and he asked what was happening in the cricket.

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@mattwridley @BorisJohnson It's spelled crap

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@holyroodmandy Isn't fear the Catholic Church's message to manipulate their flock?

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@realDonaldTrump That's probably the most you've ever read in your life. So scripted and so fake. You love the chaos.

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More blood on your hands, Donnie. @realDonaldTrump

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@IKEAUK how can I speak to a person in your customer service team about an error in my delivery? Seem to be going round in circles on your website.

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@realDonaldTrump Let me guess "nobody has recovered from covid 19 better than you have" or some such nonsense.

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@jimmythemole01 @TrumpStudents I like how you show a picture from a few days ago and make out it's your future. Watch out everyone! What's happening under Trump is gonna happen under Biden. The dumbest fear mongering ever.

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@FraserCurrie4 I believe it comes from their famous five era where brazil copied their style of play.

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@ianmiles Apparently his lawyers have won 1 case in the last 3 years and have a history of making shit up.

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@BenVerth Just one small step for man......

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@StuartMcP I remember when that bit at the top was all trees.

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@BenVerth Don't eat them all at once.

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@furrycasual What a bounce for that goal. Love it. Terrible first half though.

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@mstewart_23 some great points on sportsound. Points that are also true about wider society and not just Scottish football.