JayLagan

Thinker, philosopher and suffers from delusions of grandeur. I write terrible jokes and I really do look like my profile picture. Honestly, I do...

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@Twoptwips Mayans. Re-do your maths. I think you forgot to carry the four over...

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@mehdirhasan Careful! Do we need to get Douglas Murray over here to verbally slap you around….again?

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@greenprogressve @ZackPolanski What about Council Tax controls? Or is that only for hypnotherapists…?

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@ZackPolanski Be honest, judging by these replies, this post didn’t go the way you expected, did it…?

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@ZackPolanski The second half of that survey…for the record, you understand…

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@ZoeJardiniere The second half of the same survey…for the record, you understand…

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@AaronBastani You didn’t tell people the second part of this survey, did you…?

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@TerraOrBust Remember, they were wishing old people dead because “they don’t have to live with Brexit”….

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@WyronGaines What a spanner!

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@WyronGaines He also thought he could hold onto a girl with his ideology. Look how that turned out…

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@UncensoredAm @MyronGainesX @ohiou Just keep mentioning how Rollerblade Rico stole his girl. He’ll get annoyed quickly enough…

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@UncensoredAm @MyronGainesX Translation: Myron will talk over everyone and get very pissy when someone asks him to cite his “scientific studies”.

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@MyronGainesX Horseshit! Louis “exposed” (I know you like that word) you for the cretin you actually are.

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@MyronGainesX “When you're a talentless retard you post bullshit like this...” Don’t knock it. Isn’t that how you made your career…?

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@TrackNetWorth @PeterMcCormack Obama negotiated a deal with Iran that stopped them from building a nuke. That tangerine turd not only ripped that agreement up, but gave Iran the conditions necessary to build one…

[Shutts @Shuttsapalooza]

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@Lee_MakesSense @PeterMcCormack @DeborahMeaden Oh shut up! What a load of bullplop!

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@LeonardBriscoe3 I believe is this a satire account, people. Calm down!