Jay Legate

[Jay Legate @jaylegate]

Waiting two weeks for a response from @bookingcom for a refund for the most appalling hotel (Akzent Hotel-Restaurant Albert). Booked a quadruple room, on arrival told us it was a single room/bed, and extra beds cost extra. Having already paid. Nothing from https://t.co/PqHy670O19

[Jay Legate @jaylegate]

@up2114368 Northern cities more driven by football than southern cities. Plus Scottish managers who achieved success would have felt closer culturally to Manchester/Liverpool than London

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

Coming up on this week's episode of Casa de Fútbol with @hawleyjacob and @ReubenPinder...

🤷 What happened to Jan Oblak?
⭐ Is João Félix ready to be Atlético Madrid's star man?
😫 And Are Atleti a spent force?

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"Modrić has been the best midfielder in the world for eight years."

On episode 1 of Casa de Fútbol with @hawleyjacob & @ReubenPinder:

Casemiro, Kroos or Modrić - who’s the first player Madrid should replace?

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Cristiano Ronaldo with a brace as Portugal batter Switzerland in the first half

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Morata gives Spain the lead but it's all about how Gavi made it happen 🤌

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Thibaut Courtois may have had the game of his life against Liverpool but he's been making world-class saves all season.

Including taking one to the face from a João Félix wallop 🤕

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Real Madrid have one hand on the La Liga trophy thanks to a Rodrygo double 👋🏆

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"They probably will just move Vini Jr to the other wing, which I think is a bad idea."

Real Madrid are going to sign Kylian Mbappé this summer... but do they actually need him? 🤔

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Another BLUNDER from Oblak

Raúl de Tomás scores his 15th goal of the season, as Oblak hands Espanyol the equaliser👀

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Shades of early Cristiano about Bebé's 35-yard screamer 😱

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36 years old. Plenty of magic left in his boots 🪄
Brilliant goal from David Silva 👑

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He's off the mark! Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang smashes in his first goal for Barcelona! 🔵🔴

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Had this Mickaël Malsa 40-yard chance gone in, it would have been goal of the season. Easy 😱

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La Liga champions Atlético continue their run of leaking goals, going 1-0 to bottom of the table Levante!

Incidentally, goalscorer Gonzalo Melero definitely has a side hustle waiting as a Tom Cruise impersonator. Uncanny.

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"Someone put their hand up my skirt."

"Drinking is a huge problem."

"I have no idea how to change something that is the fundamental culture of the game."

Women don't feel safe at football matches, and it's time for men to reconsider their behaviour

https://t.co/diVxeIE8JM

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Tense days ahead as Boris Johnson waits to find out if inquiry ordered by Boris Johnson finds that Boris Johnson attended a party at Boris Johnson’s house.

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From downtown! Ángel Correa scores from just inside Villarreal's half!

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As he departs Spain, throwback to Kieran Trippier and Diego Simeone celebrating a throw-in like a title... seconds before winning the title 🏆

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Lovely moment ahead of kick-off with Mallorca and Barcelona recognising Samuel Eto'o's contribution to both clubs