Oh look at me I’m Tom Holland. I’m starring in several blockbusters. I have my own movie trilogy. I’m marrying Zendaya. I’m playing Spider-Man. Fuck you.
*door in my house opens on its own*
me: fascinating. there must be quite a temperature differential between these two rooms to create that kind of pressure
the ghost haunting me: (slamming its head through the wall) i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you