jayme

[jayme @jaymekwillis]

workin hard so that one day i can have a big library in a house in the mountains and 12 dogs and never speak to anyone again

[jayme @jaymekwillis]

Out: Seasonal Affective Disorder
In: Allergies!!! 🤧

[jayme @jaymekwillis]

Queen of my LIFE

[jayme @jaymekwillis]

Broncos are poo poo

[jayme @jaymekwillis]

Me @ birthday parties

[jayme @jaymekwillis]

@ComedyBangBang baby baby mama mama amirite Elvis??? #theking

[REID POPE DUMB IDIOT @rpopetweets]

Yassified to maintain anonymity

[jayme @jaymekwillis]

Anyone who enjoys the month of January in the Midwest is a psychopath.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Trollfoot Peace on Earth

[jayme @jaymekwillis]

If MGMT’s Oracular Spectacular is on my spotify wrapped does that mean I’m officially 100 years old???

[jayme @jaymekwillis]

Are all car manufacturers legally required to use imagine dragon songs in their commercials?

[Will Hines @willhines]

I was just hilarious at the family Thanksgiving dinner. Ate the turkey in one bite. Everyone clapped, including the babies and the cats.

[jayme @jaymekwillis]

Jumped 50 feet in the air today. First try. Barely raised my bpm.

[jayme @jaymekwillis]

@samcarf Legit thought those hidden figures were mini chocolate sculptures. Hidden chocolate snacks??? BRILLIANT IDEA

[jayme @jaymekwillis]

And just like that, I found my earmuffs

[jayme @jaymekwillis]

I couldn’t help but wonder, where are my earmuffs???

[jayme @jaymekwillis]

getting old is googling “best humidifier” and spending way too much time researching bc you “want to get your money’s worth”

[jayme @jaymekwillis]

Oreo cookies as pre-workout fuel y/n???

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Do the people who send me emails know we’re all going to die some day

[jayme @jaymekwillis]

@BabyScoop_ @jessicasuitcase